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    Default No one cares about Ashlee Simpson baby pics

    December 11, 2008 --
    ASHLEE Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well." A rep for Simpson denied it.


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    I'm sure People Magazine will put them on the cover, as long as there's a picture of Jess and Tony (complete with a stupid story) somewhere on the cover...That's the deal I've heard Svengali Joe has to make to get Ash in magazines!
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    Well that's because


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    Other than mocking their choice in names, I don't care.

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    I'm curious to see what little Mowgli looks like. Her original face and his face....nice.

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    I would like to see him too.

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    I bet Papa Joe is curled up in a corner somewhere.

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    LOL nobody ever cared about them. I don't need to see the kid. Just tell me if he has her OLD NOSE.

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    Maybe if they photoshopped the animated Mowgli onto their baby it would sell.

    You know Papa Joe is ticked off.
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    Pete is a dick, Pete showed his dick, Pete used his dick to make a baby, and now he expects us to care? What a dick.

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    So....... they were the BI answer about giving the poor kids some freaky name to keep them in the media...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    So....... they were the BI answer about giving the poor kids some freaky name to keep them in the media...
    Do you think they're that clever?
    I had assumed they had given their child a stupid name only because they were stupid
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    Is it wrong that I'm gleefully feeling Schadenfreude?



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    NOpe, not wrong, and I'm feeling some good old schadenfreude myself. HA HA HA dumbass famewhores, they brought it on themselves...

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    Honestly, I wish the whole craze of these magazines paying insane amounts of money for baby pics would just die off anyway. It's ridiculous. As if these frickin' celebs need more money. Greedy mofos.

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