Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson have a catfight

[AgentOrange]

No wonder they're in couple's counseling

The Superficial - Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson have a catfight

Wanna know Samantha Ronson's secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:

A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”
Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay's turn to open a can:

Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”
I included pics of Lindsay looking all forlorn outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career'll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don't stop believing!

UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn't look like a coked-out Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. I went there.

More trouble in paradise

C-PWN / Lindsay Lohan - LINDSAY LOHAN AND SAMANTHA RONSON ATTEND COUPLES COUNSELING

[NicoleWasHere]

I'm surprised the faux relationship has lasted this long, to be honest.

[mistify]

I liked them together at first. Now not so much and I don't know why.

[msdeb]

now if it was a regular relationship, one of them would have been charged with domestic abuse and carted off to jail.

[Charmed Hour]

now if it was a regular relationship, one of them would have been charged with domestic abuse and carted off to jail.

Yup. For me, a relationship is over the second someone raises a hand. No way in hell would I tolerate being someone's punching bag.