Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are in counseling

**mrs.v** · November 21st, 2008, 01:11 PM

HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling

I don't know why HoHan looks like one of the Siamese Cats from "Lady and the Tramp" in the picture above. Maybe it's from eating too much pussay. Naw. That's not why she has cat face, because she obviously hasn't been nibbling on the punane rod lately. She's been too busy fighting with SamRo! Page Six claims that shit has gotten so dramatic that they started going to therapy together.
A source said, "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' "
They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day.
SamRo is finding out the hard way.
Here's HoHan, SamRo and SamRo's mommy at the $30 million opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai. What recession?

HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling | Dlisted

**JuicyLucy** · November 21st, 2008, 01:16 PM

Sam has a peen.

**Sweetie** · November 21st, 2008, 01:17 PM

Dumb and dumber

**WhateverLolaWants** · November 21st, 2008, 01:18 PM

Lindsey is too skinny again. She's starting to look like a dude, too

**CherryDarling** · November 21st, 2008, 01:32 PM

^
Yep, totally obvious she's using again.

**sputnik** · November 21st, 2008, 02:03 PM

lindsay's make up is scary.

**Kathie_Moffett** · November 21st, 2008, 02:40 PM

Her outfit is less terrible than usual, though.

**Somica** · November 21st, 2008, 02:42 PM

She looks high.

**JuicyLucy** · November 21st, 2008, 02:45 PM

I nominate Sam for hottest guy.

**firecrotch** · November 21st, 2008, 02:56 PM

Alas, the sexual spark has faded like it does in all relationships...

Lindsay had some work done - her face is tight.

**JuicyLucy** · November 21st, 2008, 02:58 PM

I bet Lindsay gets alot of work done on Sam.

**Zee** · November 21st, 2008, 03:07 PM

Sam can do better than HOhan and needs to move on.

Lindsay- she'll bang anything with a wallet full of cash/cards.

**ymeman** · November 21st, 2008, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by zorbeet

Sam can do better than HOhan and needs to move on.

Lindsay- she'll bang anything with a wallet full of cash/cards.

I know, it's unbelievable.

I truly believe this has been about $$$ from the beginning. Coke is expensive. That photo is beyond bizarre, Sam never smiles like that so she's either uncomfortable because they were fighting or her girlfriend is so obviously completely f*cked up or both. They both need individual therapy, and time apart. For the millionth time, if Linds were to stroke out or heart-burst or whatever during their relationship it will follow Sam around 4-Evar, so not worth risking that being attached to her permanent rep, she's nuts.