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    Beyonce Offers to Sing for Barack on Inauguration Day
    Thursday November 6, 2008

    Beyonce Knowles arrives at the 2007 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE on November 18, 2007 in Los Angeles, CA.

    If Barack Obama needs a singer for Inauguration Day in January, he can count on Beyonce Knowles.
    "I'm there. I can't wait," she told the Associated Press. "I feel like all of us, we're ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want -- if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I'm there, and I'm ready."

    She said that she was supposed to be in Japan on election night, promoting her new album, I Am ... Sasha Fierce. At the last minute, she opted to stay home.

    "I said, 'What am I doing? I'm completely making a bad decision. I have to go home. I'm gonna kill myself if I'm not home in America,"' said the singer. "I knew I needed to be here."

    After he won, she said she "fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!"


    Usmagazine.com | News - Beyonce Offers to Sing for Barack on Inauguration Day

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    Boooooooooooooo, Boooooooooooooo, Boooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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    Just say no, Barack! I don't want this attention whore sullying your inauguration day with her off-key caterwauling.

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    Well, too bad she made it back home to America, else she would have been forced to kill herself *rolls eyes, rues what could have been*
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    Dear President Obama,
    Please, PLEASE turn her down. For the good of the people and because I plan on attending.
    I have faith in your judgement and trust you will make a just decision.

    Sincerely,
    who'd wanna hear that b* screeching at your inauguration?
    I'm a motherfucker and sell candles

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    I hope this talentless twat doesn't even get an invitation. She tries to spin everything until she is the focus of attention.

    I hate this chick. Go screech at Palin's welcome home party!



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    what an egomaniac.... instead of talking about his win she's talking about herself

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    She'll do a good job. As annoying as she might be, Beyonce can sing very well and will do a good job.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Boooooooooooooo, Boooooooooooooo, Boooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
    now I want to watch The Princess Bride

    Let's hope Obama passes on that offer.

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    Oh lord, he better not even invite her to sing. This is not about you, you hag. Go home and sing to Jay-Z.
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    Child, you are not good enough to sing at Obama's Inauguration. Only Aretha will do.

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    Just have Aguilera sing over her.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    I am so excited to have tickets to this and I do not want to have to hear her sing please!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I am so excited to have tickets to this and I do not want to have to hear her sing please!!!!
    If you see my son, wave. But don't get too close because I understand that they have a security detail....
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    Your son has a security detail? He's so cool!!

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