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    Default Paris Hilton feels used and abused by men; its not her fault she's a ho

    Monday, November 3rd 2008
    What Else Is She Good For?




    When the biggest skeezer in the entire universe, Wonky McValtrex, first meets a dude, instead of shaking his hand, she shakes his dick....with her pussy. This is why the skank shouldn't be surprised that humans with peens only see her as a jizz bank and an ATM.

    Wonky cried fake tears out of her one good eye and told the News of the World: “Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me."

    The sad part is that she's barely even good for sex! I've seen her sex tape and the bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien.

    Wonky is barely figuring out what we've all known for years. When a dude has you listed as "cum bag" in his cell phone, maybe you should pry open your wonk eye with your skank hand and get a clue.


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    Michael K is the best! Paris is a twit.
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    Oooh, it's so bitchy but, sadly for Paris, so true! And WTF does she continue to wear those fugly blue contacts? Your eyes are brown, bitch! Those contacts look stupid!

    At the same, it's infuriating that all the male sluts out there are not called out of their whorishness as much as Paris is!

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    Wonky cried fake tears out of her one good eye


    I've seen her sex tape and the bitch lays there like a salamander on Ambien.
    These two lines just kill me.
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    Paris Hilton feels used and abused by men

    And this is exactly why she keeps fucking guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy....

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    After a while I had to start questioning exactly why somebody wanted to be with me."
    I think half the planet is wondering the same thing wonky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Paris Hilton feels used and abused by men

    And this is exactly why she keeps fucking guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy....
    ....after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy....
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    ....after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy....

    ...after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy after guy...

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    Used for sex? But I thought she'd only slept with 2 guys!

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