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    Default Katie Price and Peter Andre: It's all wonderful





    There's a few rumors going around that Katie and Peter's marriage is quickly reaching its expiration date. So what's a famewhore to do? Katie got on a plane from London to Los Angeles to be with her big gay husband, so that they could make a show of things to prove that things are just peachy orangy. Although, Katie is probably just seizing the opportunity to get a little more publicity. These two never get sick of getting ass fucked with the big attention stick.
    Last night, they held hands while leaving some restaurant in West Hollywood, which obviously means they are still licking the fake tan grease off of each other's dirt stars. Obviously. If they're going to fake this shit, they could have at least tried to act it up a bit for the cameras. This was a fuck effort.
    Peter looks like he'd rather be holding on to a ten-inch dick and Katie is concentrating hard on keeping her tattered tarantula lashes from poking her in the eye. Bitch looks like a whory bunny with those lashes!
    I think the most annoying thing about this shit, is that Katie didn't bring Harvey with her! She probably knew he wouldn't stand for this fakery. He keeps it real.

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    Did the wax museum come alive and these two walked out?
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    It's low to bring her disabled son Harvey into the commentary which is pretty vicious, even for Dlisted.
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    ^ He likes Harvey. I don't think he meant it in a rude way.

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    Hold hands with your gay husband. That's probably all you do.
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    They are a joke. And no one cares. And he could at least TRY to look straight.

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    Yea, Michael K loves Harvey and is saying something positive about Harvey actually.

    I'm sure it wasn't meant in anyway cruel.

    And for the record, these two are just fucking skanks and it's really enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Yea, Michael K loves Harvey and is saying something positive about Harvey actually.

    I'm sure it wasn't meant in anyway cruel.
    I didn't take it as a mean comment. I thought it was nice that he mentioned him.
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    Looks like she is dating Ashton Kutcher now.

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    He just loves to dress up and be stylin', poor gay dude. He must spend hours in front of the mirror bleaching his asshole and gelling his pubes before they go out. He probably has a nice brazilian anyway. Gay gay gay gay. Long flappy shirt sleeves?
    You lost me at hello.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheray View Post
    He just loves to dress up and be stylin', poor gay dude. He must spend hours in front of the mirror bleaching his asshole and gelling his pubes before they go out. He probably has a nice brazilian anyway. Gay gay gay gay. Long flappy shirt sleeves?
    I can't believe I'm admitting to knowing this, but I'm sure I remember reading he gets rid of all his hair down below. So so gay. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzy View Post
    I can't believe I'm admitting to knowing this, but I'm sure I remember reading he gets rid of all his hair down below. So so gay. Lol.
    I can't think of any straight men that would do that
    Fabulous!

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    Petey makes me want to puke. He is so vile to look at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    Did the wax museum come alive and these two walked out?


    Perhaps the silicone-and-botox exhibit malfunctioned?

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    Countdown to divorce in 5..4..3....

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