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    Default Criss Angel and Holly Madison. Vomit.

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    Hef's former concubine Holly Madison and master delusionist Criss Angel came out as the newest vomit-inducing couple at the premiere of his new caca show, "Believe (in shit)," in Las Vegas last night.
    Hef's ex-bitch said in the past that she was "just friends" with Piss, I mean Criss, but it's obvious she's doing inappropriate acts with him. I say "inappropriate," because no living thing should be getting it on Criss. I can't condone it and will never co-sign it.
    Holly looks a little dickmatized in the eyes, but I think she's just relieved that she's with a dude who can get it up without the help of a penis pump. And she also has little Criss spermies dancing in her eyes, because this ho was ready for a baby yesterday.
    I'm sure Holly and Piss will have many guinea pig-haired babies together. Her babies will have to go immediately from the delivery room to the plastic surgery room, so surgeons can make them look remotely like their mother. I mean, that bitch looks nothing like her original self.


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    blech. the both of them disgust me.
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    Am I the only one who thinks he is hot?

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    Nah...there is something about him I agree. Cant put my finger on it. Maybe the mysterious look? I dont like to hear him talk tho, his voice annoys me.
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    I also think he's kinda hot...

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    His kisses look like fake Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie kisses.

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    I thought Criss loved the peen? Hollys made quite the career out of being a fake girlfriend hasnt she?
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    He's a rebound guy and apparently has a thing for fake blonde bimbos. He's been through them all.. yeh VOMIT

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    Well, this is a perfectly disgusting situation.

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    Hey, I think Holly looks really happy here. Good for her!

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    They make a cute couple, I hope it does last. And I think Criss is hot...

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    lol at guniea pig hair. I thought it looked familiar. I used to have guinea pigs.

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    He's a lot better than Hugh Hefner...and probably a lot easier to get an erection out of

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    ^^ True that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
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    Hef's former concubine Holly Madison and master delusionist Criss Angel came out as the newest vomit-inducing couple at the premiere of his new caca show, "Believe (in shit)," in Las Vegas last night.
    Hef's ex-bitch said in the past that she was "just friends" with Piss, I mean Criss, but it's obvious she's doing inappropriate acts with him. I say "inappropriate," because no living thing should be getting it on Criss. I can't condone it and will never co-sign it.
    Holly looks a little dickmatized in the eyes, but I think she's just relieved that she's with a dude who can get it up without the help of a penis pump. And she also has little Criss spermies dancing in her eyes, because this ho was ready for a baby yesterday.
    I'm sure Holly and Piss will have many guinea pig-haired babies together. Her babies will have to go immediately from the delivery room to the plastic surgery room, so surgeons can make them look remotely like their mother. I mean, that bitch looks nothing like her original self.

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    Wow, that was a really nasty post. These people are meaningless figments of media invention, why such vitriol? They probably don't even exist in real life, just gimmickry of gossip media. Powerless vampires of illusion. Imaginary humanoids without the slightest proof of legitimate existence.

    Who cares?

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