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    Stepford Katie showed up to her daily "pap show" with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bitch not to wear the orange one. Katie's obviously got barley dust in her ears, but Suri will clean that shit out with computer dust later.
    You know, I was thisclose to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don't want to run around without a coat on. Besides, I'd just end up looking LIKE THIS. That's exactly what Tommy Girl looks like when he plays dress up in Suri's clothes.

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    It is REALLY aggravating to see this kid always going without a coat when everyone else is all bundled up, usually in several layers.

    Katie, wrapping Suri in a flimsy blanket that doesn't even totally cover her isn't cutting it, you dumb bitch.

    And this is one of the rare ones where the poor child actually LOOKS like she's freezing.

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    Fucking hell Katie why is your hairstyle exactly like your husbands? Fucking weird!

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    That poor little girl. She clearly hates the paps in her face.

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    I hate it too. The kids shouldn't be hounded, they didn't choose their parents abnormal attention whore lifestyle.

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    Dear Cruise family,

    Put your kid in some nice PANTS. A nice LONG SLEEVED SHIRT. With little BOOTIES. And A COAT OR JACKET. Otherwise, enjoy your child suffering through ever imminent flu, cold or pneumonia.

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    Do my eyes deceive me? Is the kid finally wearing tights? Or did her legs turn blue?

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    i swear i want to send a letter to CPS so they investigate that poor child being dressed in summer clothes when its clearly NOT SUMMER WEATHER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    Do my eyes deceive me? Is the kid finally wearing tights? Or did her legs turn blue?
    I think her legs are just blue.

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    She's wearing tights in the first two pictures. But it doesn't look like she is in the others. Odd..

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    It's that fucking blankey again. Here's an idea Katie - leave the kid At Home while you go papping. I'm sure you have an army of Co$bots available to keep the little darling On Message.
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    Erm....why are they doing that horrible 'mum and kid dress alike' thing? Blah...I hate that shit.
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    They're beginning to look like twins again. I hope Katie doesn't copy Suri's fugly haircut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    Do my eyes deceive me? Is the kid finally wearing tights? Or did her legs turn blue?
    It must be the colour on your computer. It doesn't look to me like she's wearing anything.

    Her mother is a fucking idiot. DRESS YOUR CHILD IN WEATHER-APPROPRIATE CLOTHING, YOU STUPID DIPSHIT!

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    Why is it so hard for them to put a coat on the poor kid? It's so irritating. I wouldn't even think of putting a coat on without putting one on my kid first.
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