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    Default Someone is actually marrying Corey Haim




    Corey Haim is engaged to something other than an 8-ball. Corey announced on his website that he's going to marry horror actress Tiffany Shepis on May 9, 2009. The two lovebirds first met 12 years on the set of "Fever Lake." They reunited recently at some autograph show.
    If you're interested in sending the happy couple a gift, they're registered with Corey's dealer.
    Hopefully, Corey Feldman will stop the wedding and whisk Corey Haim away. Those two really belong together. They know it and we know it. If Corey Haim does go through with the wedding, I'm sure an annulment will be filed as soon as the wedding "party favors"wear off.


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    Registered with Corey's Dealer - that motherfucker KILLs me!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    He should be on Celebrity Rehab. It would even get him some exposure.
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    Is that the one Soj has the hots for, or is it the other Corey?

    That girl looks skanky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Is that the one Soj has the hots for, or is it the other Corey?

    That girl looks skanky.
    He likes the other Corey.. Feldman.
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    The only woman who deserves someone as beat-down, drugged-out, pitiful, dirty, and pathetic as him is Winehouse.



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    Her name is Tiffany...say no more

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    Love this comment on Dlisted----

    "I wonder if this ho-bag has the matching tag also hanging from her vaginal folds to match the one on her bra?"
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    Any bets on how long this one will last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111 View Post
    Any bets on how long this one will last?
    Two months, tops.

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    Are they getting paid to marry him?

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    I checked out his website, and read the following:

    September 15, 2008 - Calling all sweet & hot ladies in the Los Angeles area! COREY is currently offering a one shot at seeing the stars with him at an EMMY PARTY September 18th. You must be at least 21 years old & available to meet with him tonight to discuss your date! Please email me a recent photo of yourself, along with your contact information & a short bio ASAP -- I will be giving it to COREY so he can give one of you lucky ladies a call!

    It sounds as if he was single on that day (why would he post an ad for a date, when he had a girlfriend?), and now a month and a half later he is engaged?

    What a fast courtship! Publicity hungry maybe???

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    He looks awfully short bus in that picture. Tres Forrest Gump.
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    Default I don't believe it

    Just for kicks, I did some digging. Looks like the autograph show was this past weekend.

    Someone (presumably the someday-to-be-ex-Mrs-Corey-Haim) was on Tiffany's MySpace page today and not only is there no word of the "engagement," but the song on her page is "Can't Believe It."

    So I DON'T believe it!


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    That post sounds like a cattle call for a publicity stunt like this one. They will probably have a newly weds show. He's a washed up ex-american heartthrob cokehead, she's an overglorified stripper...win/win
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