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    Default Zuma Rossdale goes to the library

    It's The Baby With The Unfortunate Name!




    Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took their new two-month old baby, Zuma Nesta Rock, to a place called "the library" today. I've heard of that place before and I think I've seen it in movies, but I didn't know it was real. You learn something new every day.
    Zuma Nesta Rock looks about as confused with his name as we are. I think he's still trying to figure out why the fuck his parents made him sound like an energy drink or a planned community in Arizona. I'm sure some of you get weepy every time you see his name, because Zuma reminds you of Zima and you're still mourning the demise of your favorite malt beverage.

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    Michael K....I swear to god he should be writing in Hollywood. Makes me laugh everyday.

    I just love little tiny babies....especially when they aren't mine. He's so cute!! Want to bite those cheeks!

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    I think Zuma is going to look like Gavin, just like Kingston does.

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    What a cutie patutie! They sure make adorable kids!
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady

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    just another baby in Hollywood. he's ok.
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    They all look the same to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belt Up View Post
    They all look the same to me...
    To me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IheartParis View Post
    What a cutie patutie! They sure make adorable kids!
    Ahem, I believe patootie is spelled patootie.

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    Aww, look at those cute lil feet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaffyMoon View Post
    Ahem, I believe patootie is spelled patootie.
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady

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    I thought she had a girl.

    That unfortunate child has the stupidest name ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I thought she had a girl.

    That unfortunate child has the stupidest name ever.
    The kid kinda looks like a girl to me. Of course, it's too early to really tell.

    I agree, horrible names....all three....Zuma! Nesta! and Rock!

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    I think they all (babies) look the same. It's take awhile for them to get cute.
    Fabulous!

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    Awww, I think he's cute.

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    While at the library, perhaps the child will be able to make a break for it in order to borrow a baby name book?

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