October 29th, 2008, 03:49 PM
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John Mayer says if you sleep with him then you must be stupid
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Pink: Mayer likes stupid girls
JOHN MAYER should brace himself for a furious showdown with on/off lover JENNIFER ANISTON, after telling PINK he only sleeps with “really stupid women”.
The feisty pop singer argued bitterly with lothario rocker John at a recent party after he made his outrageous comments to her.
Pink was so appalled by John’s wild sex claim, and his odd personality in general, she’s named him as her most hated celebrity.
She recalled: “I got into an argument with him.
“I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’
“And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”
And if that cutting comeback didn’t silence John, Jen’s enraged response surely will.
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Pink attacks John Mayer over his sex claim | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre|USA
do u hear that Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, Heidi Klum and the other faceless groupies ? John Mayer says u are all stupid 
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October 29th, 2008, 03:50 PM
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Punctuation.. capitalization.. whole words... please??
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October 29th, 2008, 03:52 PM
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John Mayer fantards don't like capital letters.
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October 29th, 2008, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrs.v
John Mayer fantards don't like capital letters.
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are you calling me a jon meyer fantard? 
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October 29th, 2008, 03:55 PM
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John Mayer says if you sleep with him then you must be pissed on
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October 29th, 2008, 03:57 PM
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You better slow your roll Johnny Boy.
#1 - Pink can kick your punk ass
#2 - Remember how Adam Levine had the pussy parade cut off because he was stupid enough to kiss and tell about a couple of his girls?
You're a dumbass.
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October 29th, 2008, 04:10 PM
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Hilarious!
Everyone knows John Mayer is a douche and any woman that sleeps with him is an idiot.
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October 29th, 2008, 04:10 PM
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Ooh.. is this like Simon says? Pee on me..  John Mayer didn't say!!! 
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October 29th, 2008, 04:50 PM
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Lol. I love her comeback! If she did indeed say that.
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October 29th, 2008, 05:21 PM
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Awwwwwww, I think she hit on him and he said NO . That's what it sounds like.
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October 29th, 2008, 05:45 PM
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He HAS to sleep with stupid women, cause the smart ones would realize how stupid HE is. 
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October 29th, 2008, 05:47 PM
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I knew he was taking Aniston for a ride. Literally, and thats all she's getting.
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October 29th, 2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes
I knew he was taking Aniston for a ride. Literally, and thats all she's getting.
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I'm sure she got a few gallons of urine for her trouble. Its good for the skin ya know. 
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October 29th, 2008, 06:08 PM
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...Where's alice with that 'it puts the lotion on its skin' picture?
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October 29th, 2008, 07:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greysfang
I'm sure she got a few gallons of urine for her trouble. Its good for the skin ya know. |
Cue Smart Water joke.
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