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    Default Is Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie?

    Jennifer Aniston Just Fainted




    Finally! Here's a cover that Jennifer Aniston can use to wallpaper her bathroom with. I think she's going to make sweet love to this cover and try to have its babies.
    In the new issue of Star Magazine, they claim Jenny Aniston has finally scored a point! Saint Angelina is reportedly on fire about Brad Pitt's relationship with his co-star.
    Mr. Saint Angelina is currently in Berlin shooting Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" and is getting close to one of the chicks in the movie, Diane Kruger. The two also worked together on that shit show called "Troy." A source (Anison) said that Diane has always had a crush on Brad and the feeling is mutual.
    The source said, "Angie loves Brad and wants to trust him, but she also knows that their own love blossomed while working on a movie together. Now she's convinced that Diane has a crush on Brad, and she's scared something could happen."
    Recently, Brad and Diane spent some time together at a cast dinner in Berlin. "She kept putting her arm around Brad's neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She's thrilled to be around him again."
    Jenny apparently is crossing her toes, vag lips and eyes, hoping this shit is true. One of Jenny's friends said, "Jen didn't trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she's happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!"
    Jenny shouldn't send a "TAKE DAT" text marriage to Maddox just yet. This is Saint Angelina we're talking about. All she has to do is look up at the sky, wink and say "Diane Kruger. Chronic diarrhea. Make it happen." Angie would seal the deal with an air kiss and that would be that. Problem solved.


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    That young cutie Joshua Jackson might have something to say about this too. Don't believe it. Maddox would knife him.

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    I have a crush on Joshua Jackson.He's hot in Fringe..
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Yeah, I bet he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    I have a crush on Joshua Jackson.He's hot in Fringe..

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    I had this bogus article printed as a wedding gift for Lily. Enjoy

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    who would have anything to do with that old fart Brad when they have Joshua at home????
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I had this bogus article printed as a wedding gift for Lily. Enjoy
    you mean girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    who would have anything to do with that old fart Brad when they have Joshua at home????
    Ditto.
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    Two words: Star. Magazine.

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    I don't buy the story, even though it would be delicious karma.

    And I had to laugh at the pic of Jen on the cover. She looks downright special.
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    Yep, total bullshit. Zahara would shiv Brad in the nuts for something like that.
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    Anybody going over to JJ to check on the loonies ???
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    Not without a Hazmat suit and full riot gear.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    if he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you

    what's the shock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    if he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you

    what's the shock?
    that's what my momma says "If he'll do it WITH you, he'll do it TO you".
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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