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    Red face Jennifer Aniston hires guards to keep men OUT of her house. Easiest job EVAR.

    Jennifer Aniston has hired three security guards to patrol her new house.

    The former 'Friends' actress, who hasn't even moved into the impressive $19 million Beverly Hills mansion yet, is insisting on round-the-clock security after paparazzi gained entry and tried to take photos.

    A source told National Enquirer magazine: "Jennifer lost it when the construction foreman informed her he had thrown one sneaky photographer off her property. He had tried to gain entry by pretending he was an interior designer. Even though she doesn't move in for another two months, Jennifer has hired three security guards to patrol the new estate 24/7."

    Meanwhile, the 39-year-old star - who recently rekindled her romance with musician John Mayer - loved picking out the furniture and colour scheme for her new home.

    Jennifer, who has reportedly splashed out over $1.2 million on the interior of the property, is believed to have become frustrated when her ex-husband Brad Pitt insisted on designing everything in their marital home "down to the last detail".

    A friend of actress said: "Jennifer told me, 'I finally have a place I can grow old in. I don't have to consult with anyone, and I can make it any way I like!' "


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    Grim, you should apply, easy pay and you could sleep on the job!

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    he already did. he got turned down
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Talk about being able to phone it in...

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    I'm sure she will be very happy all alone in her new house, AND NO BOYS ALLOWED!

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    Best thread title in a long time!



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    Ohh Jennifer.

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    I dont really buy this story, but her life seems fucked up and sad, and LONELY.

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    Why doesn't she just post her pic by every entrance? That should keep the pests out.
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    LOL poor Jennifer
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    holy necropost!
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    Leave Jenni alllloooonnnneee!

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