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    Wink Reese Witherspoon surprises Jake Gyllenhaal with presents in dildo shaped boxes

    Reese Witherspoon reportedly went on a spending spree in a London sex shop, to the delight of her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal.


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    Reese Witherspoon went on a spending spree in a London sex shop.

    The 32-year-old actress reportedly spent $1,328 on sexy lingerie in Myla - which stocks underwear and sex toys - while visiting the UK city with boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal recently.

    The 10-minute shop saw Reese splash out on four garments, much to the delight of the 'Brokeback Mountain' actor.

    A source told More magazine: "She bought two Trudie camisoles for $402 each and two pairs of Trudie shorts at $261 each, in two different colors - blush pink and grey. Reese was lovely, chatty and down to earth, while Jake couldn't stop smiling."

    Although Reese has now returned to her native US to look after her children - Ava, nine and four-year-old Deacon with ex-husband Ryan Philippe - she is rumored to be planning to buy a house in the UK with Jake, 27.

    An estate agent recently revealed she and Jake have been looking for a house in London's exclusive Mayfair district.

    The estate agent said: "Reese liked places where the entrance wasn't on the street, she was concerned with security issues. That's not easy to find in central London, but we came up with a few places they both seemed to like."

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    That's a nervous smile, honey.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    JFC, I like some pricey stuff like Aubade but $402 for a fucking camisole is fucking ridiculous.
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on, let's have lots of drinks.

    Fuck you all, I'm going viral.

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    Getting your beard to buy you lacy underthings so you can rub yourself in green jello and think of Heith Ledger: pricelesss
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    The thread title has me rolling.

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    The 32-year-old actress reportedly spent $1,328 on sexy lingerie ...

    She obviously doesn't know her "boyfriend" very well. He really wanted her to buy a strap-on.

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    maybe 'sexy lingerie' for him on a girl is a paper bag
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Why don't these celebs just order on-line to avoid all these kind of stories...

    Seriously...?

    Oh well, I guess I understand these 2 posers needing the "he's straight, I'm hot & we're in love" kinda publicity, but all the others...?
    vaya con dios

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    Oh, honey, you shouldn't have!


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    ^

    This story is so cringey, as if that ever happened

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    I like Reese but there is nothing sexy about her, I think.

    She seems boring.

    I imagine they don't have great sex (well probably cause they don't have sex at all!) Hahaha

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    I definitely think that Jake is gay, but the thing that I find kind of hard to understand is why Reese would voluntarily be Jake's beard for so long.

    She's an attractive, successful woman who could easily find a real boyfriend. What is she getting out of it?

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    She is so unsexy that reading about her buying lingerie just isn't believable. But I LOL at 'Jake couldn't stop smiling'. Oh puhleeeease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I definitely think that Jake is gay, but the thing that I find kind of hard to understand is why Reese would voluntarily be Jake's beard for so long.

    She's an attractive, successful woman who could easily find a real boyfriend. What is she getting out of it?
    Money? I thought she was a very high earner though so it's a mystery really

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    Maybe she wants publicity? I can see her wanting to be part of the newest "IT" couple.

    Since her Walk the Line win I really haven't seen much publicity about her other than her divorce. And that wasn't really helping her "America's Sweetheart" image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes View Post
    She is so unsexy that reading about her buying lingerie just isn't believable. But I LOL at 'Jake couldn't stop smiling'. Oh puhleeeease.
    Maybe he was imagining his boyfriend wearing it.

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