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    Avoid The Pool At The Roosevelt Hotel

    October 22, 2008
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    This is some heebie-jeebie bullshit. Page Six reports that some dude croaked in the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, which is like a celebrity playground, on Monday, Oct. 13. Ok, shit happens. You fish his ass out, call a coroner, drain the pool, re-fill it and move on. Except bitches didn't drain the pool. And a whole mess of celebs used it over the weekend. Serves them right for being popular and rich!

    Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Roosevelt fan Eve, Kevin Connolly and Stacy Keibler were all apparently dunking and diving (the muff way in Linds and Sam's case) this past weekend and Justin Long, Sarah Chalke, Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks all used the pool area on Monday night for an Effen Vodka party. No word on whether those last four went swimming. They should have poured the voddy in the pool. Alcohol can kill anything. It's how I beat colds. Drink through em'.

    Jordan Nagler, 30, kicked it in the pool on Oct. 13. Roosevelt Hotel officials held a staff meeting afterwards where they announced that they wouldn't drain the pool because "there was enough chlorine in it to kill the bacteria." They also asked staff not to not to "say anything to anyone" because, "We don't want this to get out."

    Which of the celebs do you think is going to file the first germophobe lawsuit? My money's on Rogen. He seems like he's neurotic as hell.

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    I have always wanted to go there, just to stay in Marilyn's suite.

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    eeeh. That's what the chlorine is for, right? I don't think germaphobes would swim in a pool used by other people anyway.



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    Kill the bacteria? What did he die of - the plague? As far as I know there are no bacteria emitted from drowning or a heart attack or whatever might kill someone in a pool...

    Still creepy but I guess it happens....
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    Well, according to South Park everyone poops themself when they die, so there may have been some turds bobbing about with Sarah Chalke et al
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    How the hell does a 30 year old end up at the bottom of a pool and all they can think of reporting is the fact that they didn't drain it? That's sick!
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    they would never let me in anyways, im not cool enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by eeyore0101 View Post
    Kill the bacteria? What did he die of - the plague? As far as I know there are no bacteria emitted from drowning or a heart attack or whatever might kill someone in a pool...

    Still creepy but I guess it happens....

    I was thinking similarly. I don't know why they'd need to drain it.

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    bodily fluids...... you die, you unclench!
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    Oh shit! I swam there last week!!

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    ^ You betch

    can i tag along next time i only have driven by and see the ivy covered wall that hides it

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    I'd be more worried about the fact that Lindsay Lohan's contaminated firecrotch had been in the pool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by karistiona View Post
    Well, according to South Park everyone poops themself when they die, so there may have been some turds bobbing about with Sarah Chalke et al

    Unfortunately I've seen pools at hotels with turds emitted from live people

    They closed the pool for that and shocked it but no draining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetPea View Post
    How the hell does a 30 year old end up at the bottom of a pool and all they can think of reporting is the fact that they didn't drain it? That's sick!
    Awful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetPea View Post
    How the hell does a 30 year old end up at the bottom of a pool and all they can think of reporting is the fact that they didn't drain it? That's sick!
    It doesn't say much for the state of the world or of the media, does it?

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