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    Default What's up with Katie Holmes' teeth?

    How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?




    Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a "hot dog." I'm sure that's code for "I'll suck yo dick for a dolla," so I just ignore her and keep walking.
    Kate has some kind of situation going on in the teeth area. There's probably easy explanation for this. Tommy Girl was getting his beauty rest in his boudoir, when Katie was feeling a little lonely so she decided to lick his Scientolorod. Tommy's peen isn't used to female lips, so it jumped and accidentally knocked her tooth out. Or maybe, Suri finally had enough and slapped her in the teeth after Katie tried to put another doll's dress on her ass.
    Naw, her tooth probably had enough of her haggard ass so it decided to hit the road for less fucked up pastures. It's currently on a waiting list to join Kiki Dunst's band of jacked up teeth.


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    She's always had moderately jacked up teeth... the angle makes a big difference.

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    ...she's been chewing on the bars....trying to get out.....

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    I never recalled her teeth looking like that before... she should probably invest in some veneers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stylejunkiex View Post
    She's always had moderately jacked up teeth... the angle makes a big difference.
    You're right, the angle makes it 10x worse.



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    Angle my arse - something's very wrong with those teeth now. Or it's Katie's British robo-double.
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    ^Yep, she didn't have those spaces in between her teeth before, and it almost looks like one of her front ones is crossing over. Weird.
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    Can someone say "invisiline?" Tom wore them, its her turn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ...she's been chewing on the bars....trying to get out.....
    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    You're right, the angle makes it 10x worse.



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    God, every time I see pictures of the Before-Katie I'm shocked all over again at the horrible Scientolo-Katie-bot we now see before us. Holy Xenu!!

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    Hmmm, she is so terribly thin, maybe she's developed bulimia? I read somewhere that can hose your teeth.

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    maybe she's always worn those teeth things that the beauty pageant kids wear to make their teeth look better.
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    What the hell could have happened to her teeth??????? Something went terribly wrong here, they were NOT like this before, and it is NOT the angle.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ...she's been chewing on the bars....trying to get out.....
    Haha!!!!
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