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    Default Guy Ritchie's new girlfriend?

    October 22, 2008 --
    GUY Ritchie has already moved on. If you believe Us Weekly, Madonna's soon-to-be ex has taken up with British actress Kelly Reilly , who's in his "Sherlock Holmes" (filming now with Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock). Ritchie demanded a divorce earlier this month after Page Six reported Madge and Alex Rodriguez had dinner at Dos Caminos on Third Avenue. The new kabbalah couple are so tight, the Yankee slugger has registered his car and given a photo to managers of Madonna's Central Park West building, so he can visit at will.


    GUY'S NEW GAL- New York Post
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    Well neither of them waited long to start fucking other people.

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    I'm sure Guy is relieved to be fucking a real human girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    Well neither of them waited long to start fucking other people.

    Do any Celebs?

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    Why don't celebs give their genitals a rest between marriages and divorces??
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    because guy forgot what it was like to screw something warm that had a pulse??? And she's already screwing someone else and has been for months??
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    Aw, I was hoping her to be younger and prettier, just to get really bad reaction out from Madonna

    Good for him, I'm on Team Guy on this!

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    ^^True. Snuggling up to gristle can't be any fun.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Well that was fast.
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    She's definitely an upgrade from the succubus- I bet Guy has more energy now

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    Seems like there wasn't a lot of love and affection with these two. I imagine the sex was pretty blah and Madonna doesn't seem like the kind to be very affectionate. You know..get it up, get it in, get it out, don't mess my hair up....

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    They were probably each with other people long before the split was announced. I doubt Guy found someone else so quickly.

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    She has the ferret look going on, but she is still less frightening than Hagatha.



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    Usmagazine.com | News - EXCLUSIVE: Guy Ritchie Told Madonna: "You're 'Old, Fat, Ugly, Wrinkled'"

    EXCLUSIVE: Guy Ritchie Told Madonna: "You're 'Old, Fat, Ugly, Wrinkled'"
    Wednesday October 22, 2008


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    Buzz up!Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was plagued by physical and emotional abuse in recent years, friends of the couple reveal in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

    "She would taunt Guy, saying, 'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual,'" reveals a Ritchie source. "Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him."

    His reaction? "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," another Madonna pal tells Us.


    Meanwhile, a source tells Us Ritchie has already entered a relationship with British actress Kelly Reilly, who is starring in his upcoming drama Sherlock Holmes.

    On Oct. 18 - three days after he announced he and Madonna were divorcing - he sent his driver back to his $12 million home in London’s Marylebone district "very last-minute" to pack an overnight bag for a stay at a nearby Chatham hotel — where Reilly is residing.

    For more on Madonna and Guy - including how they would go months without sex and how Ritchie may not have been faithful during their 7 1/2 year marriage - pick up the new issue of Us Weekly today!

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    She's very pretty, love her hair colour - definitely an upgrade for Guy.

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