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Thread: Ali Lohan skipped grandfather's funeral because of hair extensions

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    Default Ali Lohan skipped grandfather's funeral because of hair extensions

    If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan. I said she should have gone and most of you said she didn't have to. Hey, at least she had some kind of reason for not attending. I mean in retrospect if she had gone, Michael would have probably just tried to sell the photos of it anyway, so he is probably just pissed he couldn't go out and acquire any more items from the Right Said Fred line of clothes.

    But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn't show up at the funeral was because she didn't have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn't want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. Ummm. I guess we can congratulate her for telling the truth instead of making up some kind of in bed with the flu story.
    Can you even comprehend how shallow someone must be that they would not attend the funeral of their grandfather because they didn't have time to get hair extensions? What the hell has this world come to? How vain can a kid get? I'm sure it was a horrific drama for her, but don't you think that the parent she currently lives with would have at least acted like a parent and told her to get the f**k to the funeral? Yeah, well the mother of the year obviously didn't do that because she was probably more concerned with how the look would affect her future commissions. She has to make a living after all, and she only has so many kids.

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    What a little snot.

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    If it's true she should be shot.
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    Nice to see she has priorities.

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    Doesn't surprise me one bit.

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    I don't think either Ali or Lindsay want anything to do with their father....or his side of the family. It happens. Families bust up and that's it. It's not like the father has been close to these two their entire lives or anything...I can't imagine the grandparents were either.

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    It's called a hat, Ali.

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    Shallow and stupid...as expected.

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    The acorn has not fallen far from the tree - or The Other Fucked Up Sapling, her sister Lindsay. Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    I don't think either Ali or Lindsay want anything to do with their father....or his side of the family. It happens. Families bust up and that's it. It's not like the father has been close to these two their entire lives or anything...I can't imagine the grandparents were either.
    Yeah, for once I almost have to side with the Lohan girls. I don't know if they were close to their grandparents, but I have to agree about their dad. He's done nothing to exploit both of them to get press attention and I doubt the funeral of his own father would have been any exception.
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    If any child of mine did something like this...quite frankly I would be so full of shame and embarrassment that I would ultimately disown them.

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    I'm sure the Lohan girls only wish their father would disown them.
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    The hair extensions will make her more money.
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    It's sad for Ali because she isn't pretty at all and she's dumb as dirt. If Dina gets her work, she's a magician.


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    In my day.............well we old and crochety people believed you went to a funeral as a sign of respect. No one was expecting them to dance or sing. They should have gone, paid their respects and then left. Unless their grandfather was a horrible person.
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