Page 1 of 9 12345 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 125

Thread: Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

  1. #1
    Elite Member mrs.v's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    highway jammed with broken heroes
    Posts
    22,697

    Talking Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

    Jennifer Aniston's Dream Cover




    Hah. Australia's NW Weekly reports that Jennifer Aniston's prayers have been answered and she's pregnant with a baby. A real-life baby! You go, Jen! And to think of all the people who laughed at you for freezing John Mayer's used condoms. It finally worked!
    Friends tell the magazine that John Mayer and Jen are back together for the sake of their unborn baby! The friends also say she's pregnant and loving it. Maddox must be behind this prank.
    If Jenny was knocked up, you know that bitch would have crashed the "Changeling" premiere with her ultrasounds and positive pregnancy test in hand! She would've run down the red carpet screaming, "TAKE THAT, MADDOX! SCORE ONE FOR THE CHIN!"
    If it is true, that baby is going to pop out of Jenny and immediately file a request to be adopted by the Brangelina holy family.


    Dlisted | Be Very Afraid
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

  2. #2
    Elite Member effie2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Where it all begun
    Posts
    16,009

    Default

    Now,that will be fun,keep us busy for days..lol

  3. #3
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,359

    Default

    that flipperkid is gonna be scraped raw on the way out of Mrs. Sandyvag
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  4. #4
    Elite Member taymarie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,694

    Default

    is that real?

  5. #5
    Elite Member kingcap72's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    10 miles from Pootie Tang
    Posts
    21,909

    Default

    People need to stop confusing her chin with a baby bump.

  6. #6
    Elite Member Beeyotch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    30,217

    Default

    Oh, this story is so deliciously evil!

    And can you imagine the field day we'd have if it were true??

  7. #7
    Elite Member Novice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Beyond Caring, then hang a left.
    Posts
    45,741

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    that flipperkid is gonna be scraped raw on the way out of Mrs. Sandyvag
    Oh Please. She'll have a c-section to save it the friction burns.

  8. #8
    Elite Member Laxmobster's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Down by da beach....boyeee
    Posts
    7,648

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    People need to stop confusing her chin with a baby bump.


    Thank you
    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

  9. #9
    Elite Member taymarie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,694

    Default

    I hope she is. Good for her

  10. #10
    Gold Member Linne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    896

    Default

    Angie will have to adopt 12 orphans now.

  11. #11
    Elite Member RevellingInSane's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Where Being PC is understood as a fault!
    Posts
    11,591

    Default

    I won't believe it until I see the spawn, who rips her open with his scythe like chin.



  12. #12
    Elite Member Trixie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    exiled and ostrich sized
    Posts
    20,805

    Default

    Let's all keep our fingers crossed on this one!
    These people don't give a fuck about YOU or us. It's a message board, for Christ's sake. ~ mrs.v ~
    ~"Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!" ~the lovely and talented Miss Julia Roberts~



  13. #13
    Elite Member WhateverLolaWants's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    13,656

    Default

    Oh DEAR.
    ----------------------------
    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

  14. #14
    Elite Member louiswinthorpe111's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Middle America
    Posts
    13,711

    Default

    I wonder how strong the genetics are for the baby to get that chin?

  15. #15
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Back of Beyond
    Posts
    11,081

    Default

    Good for her if it's true, which I doubt.

Page 1 of 9 12345 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 79
    Last Post: June 20th, 2008, 04:33 PM
  2. Jennifer Aniston is NOT pregnant says rep
    By Honey in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: December 28th, 2007, 01:17 AM
  3. Is Jennifer Garner pregnant again?
    By browneyedgirly in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: January 12th, 2007, 04:30 PM
  4. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?
    By SVZ in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: March 23rd, 2006, 05:01 AM
  5. Jennifer Garner.. still Pregnant
    By browneyedgirly in forum Photo Archive
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: November 29th, 2005, 03:09 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •