Lauren Bacall speaks the truth

**mrs.v** · October 8th, 2008, 07:46 PM

Lauren Bacall Speaks The Truth

Lauren Bacall is the kind of memaw that I could have a 6 martini lunch with at Fudrucker's. After about our third one, I'd softly stroke one of her bushy eyebrows and she'd tell me what she really thinks about Tommy Girl. I mean, she wouldn't hold back. She'd hike up her granny panties and let it loose.
In the new issue of Elle celebrating (gross) Botox Kidman, Lauren, who worked with Botox on "Dogville," had this to say about the couple's split:

“Tom had taken off for Penelope Cruz or some godamn thing — one of his more ridiculous moves. Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can’t understand the way he conducts his life."

It's the alien way, Lauren. You don't have to understand it. It's best if you don't. Have another martini. Don't you have more to say about our little midget alienlover? Don't stop.

“When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.”

That's what I like to hear! I think we should all bow down to the great crazy memaw known as Lauren Bacall! She better sleep with two eyes open tonight, because Tommy isn't going to like this. Hold a vial of truth serum close, LoBa. The aliens hate that shit!
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Lauren Bacall Speaks The Truth | Dlisted

**WhateverLolaWants** · October 8th, 2008, 08:06 PM

I love Lauren, inappropriate displays of memaw cleavage and all. I loved reading her autobriography.

I will say that her own fame was boosted quite a bit by her relationship with Bogey, though she's revived it quite a few times all on her own. Still, while it wasn't purposeful, her career has been boosted by her personal life, so she might want to watch her wording

**Laurent** · October 8th, 2008, 09:00 PM

Bwhahahaha! Loves it.

Memaw breasticles aside, she was gorge in her day . . .

**LynnieD** · October 8th, 2008, 09:01 PM

Who can argue with that logic? Not us!

And could she be MORE dead on?

**Sams** · October 8th, 2008, 09:02 PM

Scary photo :S

**celeb_2006** · October 8th, 2008, 09:05 PM

Looks like an orc

**jeri** · October 9th, 2008, 08:57 AM

Wish my Fudrucker's served martinis.

**Sweetie** · October 9th, 2008, 09:16 AM

Get your teeth cleaned.

**Lily317** · October 9th, 2008, 10:43 AM

I hope Ms. Bacall hires a few bodyguards, food testers, and C02 detectors in her home.

**GaPeach** · October 9th, 2008, 12:32 PM

I've been a fan of Kidmans forever but now she's ticked me off.

So Cruise's star is in the toilet and he offers her what to get her to say nice things about him?

Glad Lauren has some nads and isn't afraid to say how she feels.

**gas_chick** · October 9th, 2008, 12:36 PM

Next headline: Legendary star Lauren Bacall in fall from balcony.

**Laxmobster** · October 9th, 2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

Get your teeth cleaned.

Is she a smoker? Her voice is so raspy. She was a knockout back in her day!

I love that she said this! Old Hollywood isn't afraid of Xenu or speaking their mind, it's quite refreshing.