I said this in the celeb baby thread, but Suri looks so damn cute in those photos.
Sexy Sneakers Alert!
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Tommy Girl bounced around NYC yesterday in some truly sexy platform sneakers while Vanessa Hudgens' "Sneakernight" played in his head. "Oh, put your sneakers on! Oh, let’s go all night long!"
Tommy looks like a middle-aged horny nurse off the night-shift and ready to get her pussy tended to. I'm probably not far off with my assumptions. For real though, when is Tommy going to stop playing games and finally wear his exquisite lucite heels out in public. You know he probably has a collection that rivals the Empress of Lucite's. He wears them around his Scientology sex dungeon. They make him feel like the statuesque vixen he is inside.
After Tommy finished working it in his sneakers on the streets of Manhattan, he took Suri to the Build-A-Bear Workshop. Awww....isn't that sweet? Now they have matching toy bears! Maybe Tommy's pet bear, John Travolta, and Suri's new bear can have a tea party together. Although, Johnny should probably leave the butt plug at home when he comes over for their playdate.
Sexy Sneakers Alert! | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I said this in the celeb baby thread, but Suri looks so damn cute in those photos.
Suri is the cutest celeb-baby!![]()
Whoever her daddy is, Suri is just adorable.
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I swear, Dlisted is so damn hilarious. I about spit diet pepsi out my nose reading this.
Tommy Girl probably built his own Thetan bear while he was there. Freak.
This little girl needs a haircut.Her bangs are always in her eyes.They also need to dress her in normal clothes once in a while. The black designer dress and silver slippers look ludicrous in a toy store.
My friends in Sweden say they have to 'build a bear' when they need to take a dump, hence the title of this thread cracked me up.
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That article was hilarious!!!!!!!!!
What I want to know is, are they custom made or is there some little man emporium that he finds these at, along with his "million dollar smile" sunglasses?
"Give me your love and I'll give you--the Perfect Love Song!"
She's adorable. I love her dress and ballet type slippers. Too bad about her father's choice in footwear. Platform sneakers in blinding white. Did he think no one would notice?
Tom ROCKS. Notice how smiling he is, waving to the papa nazi's.
A good sport, far more accomodating and gracious to the media and his fans than those idiot celebuturds who have a prissy fit and destroy cameras and assault people.
Way to go Tom!
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