Vowing to destroy society, Amy Winehouse puts nekkid pic of her hubby on her Facebook

[NicoleWasHere]

Show Me The Full Crackie!




Look! Blaaaaake's peen is a giant starburst. The Sun posted this naked picture of Blaaaake, but unfortunately they covered up his crackie rod. I spent a good 2-minutes (that's a long time for me) trying to find the uncensored version, but didn't have any luck. Amy Wino apparently uploaded the NSFAWLT (not safe for anyone who loves themselves) version to her own Facebook account. And FUCK YES, I want to see it. I ate way too many Kit Kat bars last night, so looking at Blaaake's shriveled junkie dick would help to bring them back up.

What's even worse is that The Sun didn't post the full crackie, but they did say "ANYONE wondering what AMY WINEHOUSE could possibly still see in convicted criminal and druggie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL should take a look at the uncensored version of this picture."

What does that mean? Are they trying to imply that Blaaake's got an extra large crackie rod? Yeah, fucking right. It probably just looks like a tiny celery stick covered in peanut butter and raisins. Ants on a Log is what we called it in grade school. If his crack cock was on the large side, that starburst would have to be bigger.

He sort of looks like a trailer trash baboon taking a caca in his paws. That being said, show me the full crackie! My eyes can take it! I mean, I've seen the Mini-Me sex tape, which means I can handle anything!

In other Blaaaake news, he won't be released from the chokey early, because he refuses to go back to his mom's house. The court was going to release him before Christmas if he agreed to live with his mother instead of the Crackie of Camden. Blaaake refused, so now he'll be celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus behind bars. A source said: "It was all set for him to be released, but he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."

Maybe that's why Wino uploaded this naked picture of Blaaaake? She wanted to punish us all for Blaaake not getting out early.


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[Grimmlok]

i bet he lost that eye from his reflection

[buttmunch]

I want to know why there is a phone in the bathroom.

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

EEEEWwwwwwwww!!!!!! I mean, there's a phone above the tiolet!!!

ETA: You beat me to it, buttmunch

[mrs.v]

you need a phone to ring up the crack dealer,duh...

[NicoleWasHere]

I think it's something about emergency speed dial, if you're having trouble taking a crap

[baked_tater]

Well where IS the uncensored picture? Or am I cracking up and just missed it or something?

[NicoleWasHere]

I checked her Facebook page, and said picture wasn't up there. I think they made her take it down, or something.

[MissVenus]

Originally Posted by buttmunch

I want to know why there is a phone in the bathroom.

A lot of classy hotels have phones above the toilet or in the bathroom... dunno why? But they do. Palazzo Versace down Gold Coast is a 6-star hotel and the Stamford Plaza in Brisbane is a 5-star hotel and they both have phones in the toilet.

I have often wondered why this is the case... but, I'm afraid I have no answers for you.

[DitaPage*]

Ugh, ew.


Phones in the toilet/bathroom aint that unusual. If you had some kind of emergency it could be handy i guess.

[baked_tater]

Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere

I checked her Facebook page, and said picture wasn't up there. I think they made her take it down, or something.

Oh well, guess I will just have to try and survive without seeing the full deal, then.

[cheray]

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

Ugh, ew.


Phones in the toilet/bathroom aint that unusual. If you had some kind of emergency it could be handy i guess.

Judy garland could have used a phone .............Elvis might have been able to phone for help ..............(they both died in their toilets.) On their toilets not In their toilets,.....but then again who knows...........

[bellini]

I've seen them in nicer hotels. I suppose if you have a yen for a cheeseburger, you can order it right there while you're doing your business.

[greysfang]

Thank the lord they covered up his business. I'm not sure I would survive such a vicious assult on my eyes.

[buttmunch]

I'm guessing he's either hung like or a horse or a gerbil. There can't be any in between with this guy.