The secret love code that saved Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage

Honey · September 9th, 2008, 11:58 PM

Lovers have always whispered to each other as a way of showing their affection.
But Madonna and Guy Richie have taken things a step further to overcome their marriage troubles.

The couple are said to have turned their relationship around by using a secret love code to help them feel more intimate.

Secret love code: Guy Ritchie and Madonna are said to have whispered special words to each other at the premiere of RocknRolla
The ritual is part of a number of changes the couple have made to get their seven year relationship back on track after speculation they were facing divorce earlier this year.

A source told Grazia magazine the pair used the technique at the premiere of Guy's new film RocknRolla in London last week.

More...

Madonna's show of unity on Guy's big night (even if she did arrive an hour late)

'Madonna and Guy made sure they looked at each other every 15 minutes, touched each other every few minutes and said words to each other to show the other was the first thing on their mind.
'It's not about saying 'I love you.' It's about saying specific things. When Guy first saw Madonna come out of the car, he said the word 'beautiful' to her. She replied with the word 'macho'.

'During the evening, they whispered random words from 'clever' and powerful' (her to him) to 'mysterious' and 'smart' (him to her).
'They are their own code words reminding then what they find attractive about each other. Speaking them out loud reinforces those feelings. It's also a way of being private in a crowd, and they both think it's very, very sexy,' said the source.

Happy family: Madonna and Guy after a cinema trip in New York earlier this year
As well as the love code the pair are said to have consulted Kabbalah elders for marriage advice and made a pact to re-commit to each other.

Changes may also be in the air for Madonna, 50, and Guy, 40, as they consider a more permanent move to the United States, where they already own two homes.

They are also said to be discussing the adoption of another child from Malawi where they adopted son David Banda in 2006.

Revealed: The secret love code that saved Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage | Mail Online

Beeyotch · September 10th, 2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

When Guy first saw Madonna come out of the car, he said the word 'beautiful' to her. She replied with the word 'macho'.

'During the evening, they whispered random words from 'clever' and powerful' (her to him) to 'mysterious' and 'smart' (him to her).

It's like a bad Calvin Klein perfume commercial. This shit is comedy gold!

Dorahacky · September 10th, 2008, 12:23 AM

Fuck, that's just pathetic.

kingcap72 · September 10th, 2008, 12:23 AM

This should read:

When Guy first saw Madonna come out of the car, he said the word 'stale' to her. She replied with the word 'A-Rod.'

'During the evening, they whispered random words from 'pussywhipped' and 'my bitch' (her to him) to 'menopause' and hot flashes' (him to her).

NicoleWasHere · September 10th, 2008, 02:32 AM

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

The Lidless Eye · September 10th, 2008, 02:33 AM

'has-been'
'failure'
'witch'
'mummy's boy'
'decrepit'
'effete'
'haggard'
'mockney'

A fairer exchange.
As for Guy Ritchie seeming macho.....!! Ha!

kingcap72 · September 10th, 2008, 02:46 AM

"Dusty"
"Played Out"
"Freakish"
"Sour"
"Irrelevant"
"Cryptkeeper"
"Idiotic"
"Orthopedic"

Ravenna · September 10th, 2008, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Lidless Eye

'has-been'
'failure'
'witch'
'mummy's boy'
'decrepit'
'effete'
'haggard'
'mockney'

A fairer exchange.
As for Guy Ritchie seeming macho.....!! Ha!

As soon as they get good and mad at each other, they will start to mock their own 'love code' silliness with an exchange just like this. I can picture it so easily.

SVZ · September 10th, 2008, 08:04 AM

macho?

mrs.v · September 10th, 2008, 08:22 AM

What kind of fuckery is this?

cmmdee · September 10th, 2008, 08:23 AM

This is stupid LOL

cheetopia · September 10th, 2008, 08:29 AM

"idiotic"
"denial"
"harpie"
"herpes"
"chump"
"irrelevant"
"stoopid"
"bony"
"saggy"
"hag"
"twit"

Crouching Lurker · September 10th, 2008, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

They are also said to be discussing the adoption of another child from Malawi where they adopted son David Banda in 2006.

Why are all these celebutards continually allowed to collect children?

Quote:

What is the code word for granny?

Goody, I'll play!

"crotch-rot"
"shriveled"
"queef"
"veins"
"hoe-bag"
"Rambo"
"the clap"
"horse face"

Lily · September 10th, 2008, 09:40 AM

"Rhubarb"
"Schmancy"

Zee · September 10th, 2008, 11:18 AM

My additions

alimony
cover your effing arms
dissolution
quit claim

September 9th, 2008, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Honey Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: England Posts: 41,706	The secret love code that saved Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage Lovers have always whispered to each other as a way of showing their affection. But Madonna and Guy Richie have taken things a step further to overcome their marriage troubles. The couple are said to have turned their relationship around by using a secret love code to help them feel more intimate. Secret love code: Guy Ritchie and Madonna are said to have whispered special words to each other at the premiere of RocknRolla The ritual is part of a number of changes the couple have made to get their seven year relationship back on track after speculation they were facing divorce earlier this year. A source told Grazia magazine the pair used the technique at the premiere of Guy's new film RocknRolla in London last week. More... Madonna's show of unity on Guy's big night (even if she did arrive an hour late) 'Madonna and Guy made sure they looked at each other every 15 minutes, touched each other every few minutes and said words to each other to show the other was the first thing on their mind. 'It's not about saying 'I love you.' It's about saying specific things. When Guy first saw Madonna come out of the car, he said the word 'beautiful' to her. She replied with the word 'macho'. 'During the evening, they whispered random words from 'clever' and powerful' (her to him) to 'mysterious' and 'smart' (him to her). 'They are their own code words reminding then what they find attractive about each other. Speaking them out loud reinforces those feelings. It's also a way of being private in a crowd, and they both think it's very, very sexy,' said the source. Happy family: Madonna and Guy after a cinema trip in New York earlier this year As well as the love code the pair are said to have consulted Kabbalah elders for marriage advice and made a pact to re-commit to each other. Changes may also be in the air for Madonna, 50, and Guy, 40, as they consider a more permanent move to the United States, where they already own two homes. They are also said to be discussing the adoption of another child from Malawi where they adopted son David Banda in 2006. Revealed: The secret love code that saved Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage \| Mail Online

September 10th, 2008, 12:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dorahacky Gold Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In perpetual motion Posts: 1,072	Fuck, that's just pathetic. __________________ Once again, I feel good in my decision to give up all hope for the human race. - KrisNine Would you ever use a pussy & floor wipe to clean a baby's ass? - Michael K

September 10th, 2008, 02:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
The Lidless Eye Silver Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In a hole Posts: 285	'has-been' 'failure' 'witch' 'mummy's boy' 'decrepit' 'effete' 'haggard' 'mockney' A fairer exchange. As for Guy Ritchie seeming macho.....!! Ha! __________________ ..Got 25 channels of white noise evil buzzing in my head..

September 10th, 2008, 08:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
mrs.v Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: highway jammed with broken heroes Posts: 22,603	What kind of fuckery is this? __________________ eat a hot bowl of dicks.

September 10th, 2008, 11:18 AM	#15 (permalink)
Zee Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Camping with Einstein Posts: 5,444	My additions alimony cover your effing arms dissolution quit claim __________________ Drive a car, drive a boat, drive a plane. What does it matter? As long as I'm drunk! pəʇɐɔɐɯnpə ɹ ı

September 10th, 2008, 12:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
kingcap72 Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: 10 miles from Pootie Tang Posts: 21,919	This should read: When Guy first saw Madonna come out of the car, he said the word 'stale' to her. She replied with the word 'A-Rod.' 'During the evening, they whispered random words from 'pussywhipped' and 'my bitch' (her to him) to 'menopause' and hot flashes' (him to her).

September 10th, 2008, 02:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
NicoleWasHere Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: kcmo Posts: 14,484	WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

September 10th, 2008, 02:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
kingcap72 Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: 10 miles from Pootie Tang Posts: 21,919	"Dusty" "Played Out" "Freakish" "Sour" "Irrelevant" "Cryptkeeper" "Idiotic" "Orthopedic"

September 10th, 2008, 08:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
SVZ Do fish have boogers? Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Venus Posts: 1,000,003,613	macho?

September 10th, 2008, 08:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
cmmdee Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Eva's Love Den Posts: 25,591	This is stupid LOL

September 10th, 2008, 08:29 AM	#12 (permalink)
cheetopia Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: squirrels in the morning, squirrels in the evening, squirrels at suppertime! Posts: 1,244	"idiotic" "denial" "harpie" "herpes" "chump" "irrelevant" "stoopid" "bony" "saggy" "hag" "twit"

September 10th, 2008, 09:40 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lily Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Everywhere and nowhere. Posts: 9,457	"Rhubarb" "Schmancy"

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Madonna and Guy Ritchie's master plan	mrs.v	Latest Gossip	4	July 8th, 2008 04:52 PM
Guy Ritchie's Mother Calls Madonna Divorce Reports 'Total Tosh'	mrs.v	Latest Gossip	5	June 29th, 2008 08:51 PM
Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage trouble gets deeper and deeper	Wonderwoman	Gossip Archive	24	May 20th, 2006 11:16 AM
Madonna fed up with Guy Ritchie's obsession with martial arts	MaryJane	Gossip Archive	8	April 12th, 2006 09:46 AM
Madonna threatens to break Guy Ritchie's balls	Elvira	Gossip Archive	9	April 1st, 2006 06:25 PM