Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke gross everyone out at movie premiere

mrs.v · September 6th, 2008, 05:07 PM

Beauty And The Fucking Beast

Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke's face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I'm convinced his face was a gift from Lucifer.
Here's Beauty and the Beast at the premiere of "The Wrestler." at The Venice Film Festival thingee last night. Looks like the poor bastard just spent all afternoon on the pot trying to push out a growling beast of a turd. People just don't get all sweaty and glistening like that for nothing.
If I was an interviewer on the red carpet, I would ask her, "What's it like to kiss your Frankenstein Pepaw?" She would reply, "It's not so bad, It's a lot better than sucking face with your older goth sister. Mickey has experience."
That being said, I would NOT hit it. Okay, maybe I would. But only the tip and only from the back!

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Sasha · September 6th, 2008, 05:17 PM

His horror show of a face aside, Mickey is getting some very good reviews for The Wrestler.

"After many years in the wilderness and being considered MIA professionally, Mickey Rourke, just like the washed-up character he plays, attempts a return to the big show in The Wrestler," writes Variety's Todd McCarthy.
"Not only does he pull it off, but Rourke creates a galvanizing, humorous, deeply moving portrait that instantly takes its place among the great, iconic screen performances. An elemental story simply and brilliantly told, Darren Aronofsky's fourth feature is a winner from every possible angle, although it will require deft handling by a smart distributor to overcome public preconceptions about Rourke....

Lalique · September 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM

Nice herpes, freak face.

fatguyinalittlecoat · September 6th, 2008, 06:07 PM

She doesn't look as bad as usual here. It looks like she has red tones in her hair. It would be so much prettier just a couple shades lighter.

I could not imagine kissing his mushy, greasy face.

kersalli · September 6th, 2008, 06:08 PM

Are they dating? Did I miss something??? I am inclined to say downgrade for her, but I take it back. At least Mickey Rourke used to be hot. Marilyn Manson? Not so much.

Annika · September 6th, 2008, 07:08 PM

i love darren aronofsky's movies.

cataroo · September 6th, 2008, 07:12 PM

As far as I am concerned, Mickey is DEFINITELY an upgrade from Mr. Warner (aka Marilyn Manson)!! And that's really saying something given the train wreck that Mickey's been in the past few years. At least he's been doing something, unlike Mr. Warner who must still be pining away for Dita -- seeing how he's done NOTHING since the split (well, other than take on a Dita-wannabe)!!

KD · September 6th, 2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by IheartParis

Nice herpes, freak face.

Quick, someone exchange a glance!

Lalique · September 6th, 2008, 07:23 PM

Seapharris7 · September 6th, 2008, 08:24 PM

Someone has SERIOUS daddy issues

Just Kill Me · September 6th, 2008, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cataroo

As far as I am concerned, Mickey is DEFINITELY an upgrade from Mr. Warner (aka Marilyn Manson)!! And that's really saying something given the train wreck that Mickey's been in the past few years. At least he's been doing something, unlike Mr. Warner who must still be pining away for Dita -- seeing how he's done NOTHING since the split (well, other than take on a Dita-wannabe)!!

Seeing Mickey Rourke these days makes me want to vomit; it's a shame what he's done to himself.
You can't say Mr. Warner has done nothing since his split; he put out an album and tour (with Twiggy!!!)... and I'll say the show in Houston was totally fucking kickass. So he hasn't been sitting on his ass and while I don't want to sit around and look at still images of Marilyn in all his lame makeup the man can fucking perform.

Brando · September 6th, 2008, 09:14 PM

Mickey used to be so hot. Watch Angel Heart or 91/2 weeks...yummy.

Dorahacky · September 6th, 2008, 09:58 PM

For Mickey, downgrade: Evan Rachel who?

I mean, I know he had an apparent terrible waxing accident, but still...

WTF has she done besides fuck the worst thing that ever happened to goth and make psuedo-intelligent comments about crap?

cataroo · September 6th, 2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorahacky

For Mickey, downgrade: Evan Rachel who?

I mean, I know he had an apparent terrible waxing accident, but still...

WTF has she done besides fuck the worst thing that ever happened to goth and make psuedo-intelligent comments about crap?

WELL STATED!!!

Nova Mist · September 6th, 2008, 11:35 PM

He is a good actor when he wants to be - and really was nice-looking before all that plastic surgery - but maybe he should have washed his hair before the big red carpet event?

And Evan Rachel Wood is becoming slaggier the older she gets. Which is disturbing, because she is literally only a few months younger than I am...and wasn't she dating Marilyn Manson last we all heard?