Katherine Heigl should be in prison

**mrs.v** · August 22nd, 2008, 09:35 AM

Katherine Hei-Hei-Heeeeeeeeeiiigggl is a criminal and should be in the chokey making government cheese sandwiches on the radiator. You see, Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her ratty ciggie to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Get this shit. Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket. NOT RIGHT!
A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." Heigl is a big piece of trash, so the cop should have ordered her into the nearest dumpster!
Seriously, that cop should get his badge taken away and demoted to desk duty. I just checked the official law book of all laws and it states that any blonde-haired witch with the name Katherine Marie Heigl who throws a ciggie to the ground must automatically be sent to prison for life without parole. It also states that she must have her mouth sewn up.
If you don't believe me, just ask Smokey Bear! Here's an extremely creepy Smokey the Bear ad featuring Joanna Cassidy. Smokey watches us all at night. I know it.

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**GaPeach** · August 22nd, 2008, 09:42 AM

nice wrinkles around the lips - keep sucking Katherine and your mouth will look like a butt hole.

**KandyKorn** · August 22nd, 2008, 10:17 AM

WTF, she couldn't find the ashtray 10 ft. away?? She needs to be locked up for being an annoying bitch.

**Lobelia** · August 22nd, 2008, 10:19 AM

I hate it when smokers throw their butts on the ground.

HATE HATE HATE

**Ravenna** · August 22nd, 2008, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

I hate it when smokers throw their butts on the ground.

HATE HATE HATE

Me too. The world is not your ashtray! Grr. I especially hate seeing national parks littered with butts. They seem to think it is somehow different from other kinds of refuse. It's not.

**msdeb** · August 22nd, 2008, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

I hate it when smokers throw their butts on the ground.

HATE HATE HATE

me too! that and when the assholes that smoke and drive put their cigarette out the window to flick their ashes. fuckers.

**BohemianWoman** · August 22nd, 2008, 11:02 AM

She went on ONE shopping trip last year and she will never again. When will this woman change her wardrobe?

And seriously, she has got the ugliest hands EVER. So ordinary, but also stands out like Big Bird.

**sluce** · August 22nd, 2008, 11:22 AM

I hate this behavior too. Especially when people are driving down the road. The keep the windows open because they don't want their car to smell. Then they toss the butts out without any concern for how they are littering, starting potential fires and allowing their chemical sticks get into the ground water supply.

**Trixie** · August 22nd, 2008, 11:32 AM

I agree..no one would get away with throwing a burning paper bag on the street, but a lit cigarette is ok?

**AgentOrange** · August 22nd, 2008, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by KandyKorn

WTF, she couldn't find the ashtray 10 ft. away?? She needs to be locked up for being an annoying bitch.

Unfortunately being Katherine Heigl isn't against the law, yet. This is an American election year, so maybe someone down there should work on that.

Smokey is image savvy - who knew?? Next stop - Hollywood.

One question: If you throw a cigarette butt in the trash, couldn't it start a fire???

**Trixie** · August 22nd, 2008, 02:19 PM

Grind it out on the pavement, pick it up and throw it in the trash.

**KandyKorn** · August 22nd, 2008, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by msdebagain

me too! that and when the assholes that smoke and drive put their cigarette out the window to flick their ashes. fuckers.

I'm a fucker!!!

**Grimmlok** · August 22nd, 2008, 03:26 PM

haha, she's already getting smoker's mouth.. look at those winkles.

Her lungs are probably as black as her bitch heart. Maybe she'll get Amy Crackhouse disease and drown in her own lungbutter so she can't bark out stupidities anymore.

**lisalucy69** · August 23rd, 2008, 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

I hate it when smokers throw their butts on the ground.

HATE HATE HATE

Originally Posted by Ravenna

Me too. The world is not your ashtray! Grr. I especially hate seeing national parks littered with butts. They seem to think it is somehow different from other kinds of refuse. It's not.

I agree. It grosses me out to see cigarette butts all over on the ground, or being tossed out car windows. It boggles my mind that some smokers do not associate their discarded butts with littering. I wish more law enforcement would actually enforce littering laws on smokers who toss their butts.