August 21st, 2008, 11:23 AM
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Angelina Jolie and live-in eunuch to throw swanky soiree for french neighbors
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Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are set to host a party for their neighbors in the French village of Brignol.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are set to host a party for their neighbors.
The Hollywood couple - who recently welcomed twins into the world - are hoping to become fully integrated into the community of the French village of Brignol by throwing the soiree.
Brad and Angelina live close to Johnny Depp and his long-term partner Vanessa Paradis, who own a vineyard just north of St. Tropez.
A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "They want to get stuck into village life and become real locals. Brad said they want to be like Johnny and Vanessa, who live a quiet life in nearby Plan de la Tour."
The stars were said to have been encouraged to host the event by the mayor.
The source added: "They have met town officials who have said it is a tradition for newcomers to host an early evening drinks reception for everyone who lives in the village."
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She just wants to get a good look at all their kids
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August 21st, 2008, 11:25 AM
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She just wants to get a good look at Johnny.
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August 21st, 2008, 11:26 AM
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She just wants to get a good look at Johnny.
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A good look and the rest ! He's taken, he's hers.
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August 21st, 2008, 11:30 AM
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They want to get stuck into village life and become real locals.
Yeah, right. 
They just want the locals to kiss their asses and tell them how great they are.
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August 21st, 2008, 11:42 AM
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Brad said they want to be like Johnny and Vanessa, who live a quiet life in nearby Plan de la Tour."
Playa, please! Vanilla and Jolie will NEEEEEEEEEEEVER be like Johnny and his missus. Wow, they are really reaching here.
And I think the Depps may end up moving after this mess.
But I'm all for a town official who says newcomers have to throw parties! 
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August 21st, 2008, 12:01 PM
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Love the thread title.
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August 21st, 2008, 12:06 PM
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So all newcomers have to throw parties or just those who live in $60 million mansions? Maybe the mayor wants to see how their bathrooms are decorated.
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August 21st, 2008, 12:47 PM
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maybe the mayor wants free drinks with celebs. maybe the mayor wants pics of her children to sell to the rags...
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August 21st, 2008, 12:50 PM
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Gee - when I moved into my new house the neighbors threw a party to welcome us.
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August 21st, 2008, 12:52 PM
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Quote:
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She just wants to get a good look at Johnny.
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August 21st, 2008, 01:02 PM
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Love the title....eunuch is such an underrated word!!
Oh, Vanessa, you better watch out. Jolie is looking for a better gene pool!!!
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August 21st, 2008, 01:04 PM
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August 21st, 2008, 01:07 PM
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and Johnny DID have a thing for that skank Kate Moss - so chicks with drug problems are a real turn on for him...
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August 21st, 2008, 01:35 PM
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So how do you blend into local life by throwing a posh party? Sounds like using money to buy friends to me.
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August 21st, 2008, 01:37 PM
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Am I the only one who doesn't fancy Johnny Depp?
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