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Hoffspace.com, the drunken pizza eating social networking site for failed tv stars
bwaaaaaaaaaahahaDon’t hassle the Hoff. Oh wait, that’s a T-shirt. This article is about another self-promoting gimmick the former Knight Rider stud has created — HoffSpace.
Yes, that’s right, HoffSpace. Now avid David Hasselhoff fans can join what absolutely no one is calling the next Facebook and share thoughts, ideas, rants, and maybe even some Haiku about Mitch Buchannon, er … I mean Hasselhoff.
“In my travels round the world, I have always been surprised that no matter where I go people recognize and know me,” the 56-year-old writes on the welcome page.
“This got me thinking ... I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me ... So I decided to start a network where people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me.”
Honestly, a show of hands: who else thinks this is absolutely brilliant?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Still, there’s a fan base out there — a quick glance tells us that there are already more than 13,000 members adoring the space, writing comments like “MySpace is clearly for suckers when things like this are now in existence,” and “Being #13325 brings me 13325 places closer to The Hoff’s heart ... jealous much?”
Being a member not only allows fans to share a mutual love for the judge of America’s Got Talent, but they can also watch videos, lounge in the chat room or get a head start on purchasing pointless paraphernalia. Personally, I’m going to go for the 2009 Calendar, because there’s nothing sexier than the Hoff with exposed chest hair.
I wonder when he’ll be posting his daughter’s homemade hamburger video?
He deserves some credit, at least he owns up to the cheesy persona and is able to make fun of himself. Let’s be honest, who doesn’t love The Hoff, right? That’s it, I’m joining.
David Hasselhoff creates the next Facebook : Articles : TV News : TV Guide : Sympatico / MSN
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
HOFFspace? HAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG, check out this soap dispenser!
*makes mental note* Must PM chilly this... being German and all.....
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Hoff can has cheezburger?
Oh. My. God. Novice, do you already have an account? I'll get on as soon as possible. Imagine, we can meet other Hoff fans around the world... I mean Germany.Originally Posted by Novice
This DEMANDS a photo collection:
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
And don't forget the David Hasselhoff paper doll, so you can have your very own Hasselhoff!Oh. My. God. Novice, do you already have an account? I'll get on as soon as possible. Imagine, we can meet other Hoff fans around the world... I mean Germany.
This DEMANDS a photo collection:
My all-time favourite record!
Mr Hottie-hoff...
My fave wallpaper...
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And most importantly:
Learning German with The Hoff:
Learn German with the Music of David Hasselhoff - Mahalo
I'll have such a fun weekend with the paper doll, Novice.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
Ooh1 I'd forgotten all about the Hoff-Meister teaching German!
We have monday off (apart from urgent project work.. you know how it is...) so I have an extra day with him... jellus much? tee hee!
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The video of him singing Hooked on a Feeling is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
I have Monday off, too. My bf is coming to town, but now that I know that there is HOFFSPACE... Gotta get my priorities straight.
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
Of course!
Did you know - btw - that there is no Hasselhoff thread in the Hot Men pages? I'm shocked that we've not noticed this before!
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Chilly and Novice - you are cracking me up! The Hoff photo tribute made my morning!!
There's more where that came from:
The Hoff takes THE BEST pix!
And he really has a thing for dogs:
Vodka and buttfucking for all!
-Twitchy-
Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
-Bugdoll-
My whole office is laughing now. Love him in the ladies dress.
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