Jessica Simpson: Carrie Underwood is a lying skank

**mrs.v** · August 21st, 2008, 09:25 AM

Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!
Thursday August 21, 2008

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Jessica Simpson insists her beau Tony Romo isn't calling his ex Carrie Underwood.
"I looked at his call log," she said Wednesday in an interview with a Nashville radio station.
Of Romo, Underwood tells September's Allure: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
"Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson said. "We got a chuckle out of it."

Simpson and Romo seem to be going strong.
"Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me," Simpson says in September's Elle. "Tony understands me.
"He appreciates my talent," she adds. "He's the first person I've spiritually connected with.”

Romo has been supporting Simpson while she works on her country album, Do You Know, due September 9.
"It's the cutest thing," she says.
Simpson dedicated the tune "You're My Sunday" while performing at a country music festival in Wisconsin on Sunday.
Before the song, she told the crowd Romo "is my better tomorrow."

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**Mel1973** · August 21st, 2008, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!
Thursday August 21, 2008

WireImage; Frederick Breedon/WireImage.comBuzz up!

Jessica Simpson insists her beau Tony Romo isn't calling his ex Carrie Underwood.
"I looked at his call log," she said Wednesday in an interview with a Nashville radio station.
Of Romo, Underwood tells September's Allure: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
"Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson said. "We got a chuckle out of it."

Simpson and Romo seem to be going strong.
"Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me," Simpson says in September's Elle. "Tony understands me.
"He appreciates my talent," she adds. "He's the first person I've spiritually connected with.”

Romo has been supporting Simpson while she works on her country album, Do You Know, due September 9.
"It's the cutest thing," she says.
Simpson dedicated the tune "You're My Sunday" while performing at a country music festival in Wisconsin on Sunday.
Before the song, she told the crowd Romo "is my better tomorrow."

Usmagazine.com | News - Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!

Funniest thing I've read all day! Talent???

**DeChayz** · August 21st, 2008, 09:27 AM

Does she realize you can delete numbers from your call log? Nevermind, it's Jessica, of course she doesn't know

**KandyKorn** · August 21st, 2008, 09:29 AM

"It's the cutest thing," she says.

What's the cutest thing?? The album? Tony? What? She sounds like a 12 year old.

**Mel1973** · August 21st, 2008, 09:32 AM

Her penis?

**Chilly Willy** · August 21st, 2008, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by DeChayz

Does she realize you can delete numbers from your call log? Nevermind, it's Jessica, of course she doesn't know

Shhhhhhhhh. Keep it down!

**cmmdee** · August 21st, 2008, 09:41 AM

I wish Chestica would have said, Carrie Underwood is a tramp who can suck on deez nuts.

Would have been more fun.

**Valley Doll** · August 21st, 2008, 09:50 AM

"Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me," Simpson says in September's Elle.

"Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent."

I bet he does. Some women can really hum and whistle while giving great head.

**Bellatheball** · August 21st, 2008, 09:59 AM

In fairness, whoever authored this article butchered the original quotes. Not that Jessica sounds that much smarter in the original, but still. She would have done better just to keep her mouth shut about all of it.

**Mel1973** · August 21st, 2008, 10:00 AM

I hope Carrie replies with a printout of her phone bill showing Tony calling... hope she forwards Jessica some voicemails he left her too. These two catty bitches need to just "git it on"!

**RevellingInSane** · August 21st, 2008, 10:06 AM

She checked his call log? That sounds like a co-dependent stalker to me. Romo better cover his nuts and run.

Every time she opens her mouth, a brain cell gets it's execution date.

**Mel1973** · August 21st, 2008, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by RevellingInSane

She checked his call log? That sounds like a co-dependent stalker to me. Romo better cover his nuts and run.

Every time she opens her mouth, a brain cell gets it's execution date.

Jessica Simpson is Femme Fatale...