August 20th, 2008, 11:03 AM
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Amanda Beard is not bumping dicks with superhuman Michael Phelps! She denied the rumors on Johnjay and Rich's radio show yesterday morning. Amanda could have kept it simple by just saying, " No, I'm not sucking on his dolphin fin." Instead, she said " ewww" over and over again when asked about the rumors.
Amanda said, " Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He's really not my type." Ewww? Seriously, how old is this broad? Did she go to The Michael K School of Vocabulary? I don't remember her as one of my students.
Something tells me Amanda tried to sit on Michael's golden peen once, but she couldn't handle it. Even Sienna Miller's vagina of destruction quivers at the thought of getting near his invincible rod.
Below is the clip of Amanda bashing Phelps yesterday morning. Take an espresso shot every time she says " ewwww." Your ass will probably explode before you even get to the 2 minute mark.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:06 AM
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She's since apologized, but she took, the "ewww, he's like a brother to me" bit too far.
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Now Beard is catching flak for her flippancy – and she wants to set the record straight. "Everyone who knows me knows I can be a jokester, but I guess I took it too far," the four-time Olympian tells PEOPLE. "I never meant to say anything rude about Michael. I am 100-percent sorry for what I said. I take full responsibility for it."
Beard, speaking earnestly, adds, "When we are sitting in the stands, we are very grateful that Michael swims for the U.S. It's cool to be a part of the team on which Michael won eight gold medals. We know each other and Michael is like my little brother. He jokes around me all the time and it's all good-natured. But obviously people who don't know me can take it the wrong way."
For Phelps's part, the 23-year told Extra that he has a celebrity crush on Cameron Diaz and insisted, "No, I'm not dating Amanda Beard. I'll say that. I think she has a boyfriend."
He would be right: Beard has been dating a photographer for the past three years. "He's been here [at the Olympics] – he's always with me," she says of her boyfriend. "He's totally fine with [the romance rumors]. This is just the way things go sometimes. But to Michael, I am so sorry for the things I said."
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August 20th, 2008, 11:10 AM
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Wow, what a bitch!
And she's not necessarily that cute herself!
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August 20th, 2008, 11:12 AM
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I'll bet she wishes they were dating now.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:16 AM
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well he is quite a munter, amazing body but a total buttisface.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:19 AM
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Yes, he has an unattractive face, but she has an unattractive personality. Did her mother not teach her any manners. Pig.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:22 AM
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I didn't listen to the clip, but if she thinks of him like a younger brother -- one that she has known since he was a little kid or something -- I could see why she would say "ewwww" at the suggestion.
And Amanda Beard has an amazing body. I like her face, too.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:23 AM
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Yeah. His face isn't hot. But that was a rude thing to say on the radio.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:25 AM
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I guess she meant 'ewww' in reference to the fact that she thinks of him like a brother, not a lover. That's what I got out of it anyway.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:28 AM
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All Amanda had to say is "No, I'm not dating Michael. I have a boyfriend and even if I didn't, I look at Michael as a little brother." She made a big deal out of the situation and now has to retract her statement. What an idiot. Phelps doesn't need anyone that dumb for a girlfriend.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:30 AM
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Phelps may not be Johnny Depp, but he seems like a sweet, genuine person, and that goes a long way. He answered that question with class - bitch should take notes.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:39 AM
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"Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste.
What a bitch. She's regretting this, too. This dude is getting more pussy offers than she can imagine right now.
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August 20th, 2008, 11:49 AM
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But does she have IMPECCABLE taste, like Daniel?
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August 20th, 2008, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by cmmdee
She's regretting this, too. This dude is getting more pussy offers than she can imagine right now.
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Exactly he is going to have no troubles getting girls
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August 20th, 2008, 12:13 PM
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Wow, way to go with the Olympic spirit and stand up for your fellow athlete. All she had to say is there is no truth to the rumors. She didn't have to go on and on like a 13 year old girl. No offense to 13 year old girls.
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