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    Default Christina Aguilera's new perfume ad





    The bitch who airbrushed this mess must have been on the verge of getting fired and knew about it, because it's obvious that they didn't give a turtle's dick (NSFW) about this shit. This is some sweatshop fuckery. It pretty much looks like shit you would find at the dollar store.
    Now let's talk about the description. This was seriously written by a wet queef. There is no way that an actual person put this together. Like some tranny liquid is really going to make me "stand up for what I believe in." It'll probably make me hungry for red lipstick and orange grease.
    And what in pink hell is up with the cheese grater in back of Xtina? Is that a metaphor or something? I know what "cut the cheese" means, but what does "shred the tranny clown" mean?

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    I bet this is heavy on the vanilla and patchouli. I can feel the sneeze coming on already.
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    what lameasses buy popstar perfume anyway? 12 yr olds?

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    Wow, talk about being airbrushed!

    She looks ridiculous as usual - the clown makeup, the hair, the fake tits out as usual. She is the Dolly Parton of the pop music world. So cheap/fake looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elphie View Post
    what lameasses buy popstar perfume anyway? 12 yr olds?
    Exactly... WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT!!!!

    Celebrity fragrances are so passe.

    When even Tim McGraw has a fragrance out you know the ship has sailed... and who on Earth wants to smell like engine oil, cow shit and chewing tobacco anyway?
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    Whao her body is half it's actual size in that pic!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I bet this is heavy on the vanilla and patchouli. I can feel the sneeze coming on already.
    No doubt! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwhachoo!!!!

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    Couldn't she spend at least a little bit more money in a good advertising agency? I don't understand that at all. I mean, they are not that expensive.

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    Yeah this is pretty awful!

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    more like

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    Tacky Clown

    Thanks for making the make up industry recession proof Christina!

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    The cheese grater! HAHA
    That looks like Christina... circa 2000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    more like

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    Thanks for making the make up industry recession proof Christina!

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    That really is a shocking photoshop job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elphie View Post
    what lameasses buy popstar perfume anyway? 12 yr olds?
    *looks guilty*

    I bought the Gwen Stefani perfume. But not because it was her perfume - I don't even like Gwen Stefani! "Hollaback Girl" makes me want to kill small animals! I chose it because I decided that it was the nicest-smelling of the lot - after going around smelling samples of every perfume in the department store. Christina Aguilera's other perfume was really nice, actually... a close second.

    Hilary Duff's fragrance was the worst. It literally smelled like pee.

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    Oh I disagree, NOTHING can be worse than SJP's Lovely.
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