Kate Hudson's vagina needs to take a breather

[mrs.v]

Kate Hudson Needs To Take A Breather




I really should have titled this is "Kate Hudson's Vagina Needs To Take A Breather." Seriously, it's working overtime!
Kate has basically effed her way through most of Hollywood and NYC, so it's no surprise that she's going in for seconds. A source told Star Magazine that Kate has been burning up Owen Wilson's cell phone. Bitch wants a boot-ay call.
The source said, "He was frosty at first. He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her." Owen's friends are afraid that he's going to fall for her again! Vaginamatized! "It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt," said the source.
Honestly, I'm more worried for Kate Hudson's vagina than I am for Owen's soul. Her vagina seriously needs to tour the vineyards of Napa, take a yoga class, read poetry or anything else that will calm it down. It's been working it to the pelvic bone.
I'm afraid that the next headline I read about Kate Hudson will be: "Kate Hudson's Vagina Checks Into Cedars-Sinai for Exhaustion."



Kate Hudson Needs To Take A Breather | Dlisted

[aabbcc]

She needs to stop yanking Owen around, stop fucking everything in sight, and pay attention to her kid for five minutes.

[january]

I love this article, hilarious! Haha, I wonder - when her vagina gets hospitalized for exhaustion, will we speculate as to whether it had something done?

[Charlieboy]

She needs to stop yanking Owen around, stop fucking everything in sight, and pay attention to her kid for five minutes.

Amen to that. What is wrong with these women (Aniston too) they seem absolutely desperate.

[sputnik]

I wonder - when her vagina gets hospitalized for exhaustion, will we speculate as to whether it had something done?

or wonder if it has an eating disorder. my vote's on bulimia.

[january]

A bulemic vagina - now the mental thought is just traumatic.

[Trixie]

Vagina exhaustion is the new black.

[KD]

Does her vagina ever come up for air?

[MissVenus]

I hope she gives it a good hosing out between stays...

[KD]

^^

I read strays!

[DitaPage*]

Damn she has some power over Owen there.

I have to admit though, i love those two together. They're so cute.

[qwerty]

Clearly, this woman cannot be alone.

[DontMindMe]

I'm afraid that the next headline I read about Kate Hudson will be: "Kate Hudson's Vagina Checks Into Cedars-Sinai for Exhaustion."

[gogodancer]

Clearly, this woman cannot be alone.

I agree. She's almost desperate.

[potato_chips]

You guys think she's desperate?! Does that mean I have a chance? WAIT!!! I'm not famous or popular enough for her! Damnit, what a damn whore!