Madonna is really 36 - bans birthday gifts - isn’t really 50
Madonna claims her spiritual age is 36.
The 'Give It 2 Me' singer - who turns 50 tomorrow (08/16/08) - has been told
by Kabbalah priests she is 14 years younger than her true birth age.
The star has since banned guests attending her celebrations from referring
to her being 50, according to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper.
She has also issued instructions informing her guests not to bring any
cards, cakes or presents which state her true age.
Meanwhile, it has been revealed that Justin Timberlake - who teamed up with
Madonna on the smash hit track '4 Minutes' earlier this year - was unsure
what to buy the queen of pop for her special day, and so has settled for
golfing vouchers.
Earlier this week, it was reported Madonna was considering delaying her
birthday celebrations after twisting her ankle.
The singer was set to throw a lavish party at her country estate in
Wiltshire, England, but suffered the injury while rehearsing for her
upcoming world tour.
A source said: "Plans are very hush-hush but Madonna is definitely going to
celebrate in style.
"Unfortunately, not everything has gone as expected as she's had many other
things on her mind. On top of all the stress, she twisted her ankle over the
weekend.
"She views this as a sign she should postpone the birthday bash and play it
by ear instead."
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They reported this on Holy Moly with this picture-
Made me lol.
I can just imagine the convo between her andthe Kaballah dude.
Madge-I'm 36, AREN'T I???(waving huge wads of cash under his nose)
Kaballah dude-Er yeah, whatevs, you're 36.
Madge-Make sure you tell everyone ok? OK?
Kaballah dude-Sure Madoona, yeah.
Good God! Could she BE more in denial, or what?
Karma is gettin' ya, old hag. Now, Madonna is an entirely wrong name for somebody whose vadge is dragging on the ground between her spindly legs.
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Happy 50th, Vadge, you're almost as old as my grandma, now!
TMZ has a comparison shot:
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^ That's just fucked up
ya know what madge.... you are just plain nuts.
If I had know when I turned 50 that I could just turn back time, hell I would still be smoking pot and having a great time as an 18 yr old again.
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Ol Vadge just can't STAND getting older...too bad she can't embrace it.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
what the hell is that in her inner eyelid of the older picture? worse than eyeboogersOriginally Posted by HWBL
TMZ has a comparison shot:
All the best,
Gossip Rocks Forum. *eyeroll*
Could she be more in denial?
Happy big 5-0 Madonna!!!!!!!
*oh god I cant believe i'm defending her* maybe she means she has the physical body of a 36year old, not of a 50year old.
36? No way you are younger than me! Take it like a man, baby! 50 isn't really bad. Geez. I thought she said that age was just a number?
She looks like she could be the same age, as my 70-something year old grandma.
I guess that's why Demi likes Kaballah too.
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