August 15th, 2008, 05:55 PM
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John Mayer Is Shy
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he's been doing. I mean, he's just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes ( NSFL). Yeah, it's probably the latter.
Here's John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the " Jacko-look." He's never looked sexier.
John Mayer Is Shy | Dlisted
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August 15th, 2008, 05:57 PM
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Since when is "shy" code for "biggest douchebag around?"
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August 15th, 2008, 05:59 PM
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^^ Really. Let's play fill in the blank.
John Mayer is __________.
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August 15th, 2008, 06:01 PM
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...A self-worshipping man-slut?
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August 15th, 2008, 06:02 PM
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I LOVE that Batman hoodie. It would look cute on my little boy.
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August 15th, 2008, 06:05 PM
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^^Yes, it would be very cute on my 5 year old son. A grown man, not so much.
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August 15th, 2008, 06:05 PM
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what a roid he did the same thing when he broke up with Jessica.. don't worry he'll be blogging about it any day.
He's such a jerk he needs to go away.. far away.
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August 15th, 2008, 06:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tkdgirl
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John Mayer is __________.
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..hiding from the Chin-a-loonies.
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August 15th, 2008, 06:52 PM
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John Myer is hiding his laughing face.
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August 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM
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Give the guy a break. You gotta lay low after you've dated Chinnifer.
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August 15th, 2008, 10:59 PM
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...is a prick. No other adjectives needed...except for maybe douche, or irritating manwhore, or smarmy, or......
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August 16th, 2008, 12:14 AM
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Quote:
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Defintely not PEE shy.. 
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August 16th, 2008, 12:15 AM
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John Mayer is NOT Dave Matthews.
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August 16th, 2008, 03:18 AM
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Great improvement on his fug face. He should keep it up. Flove the batman hoodie either way, it's adorable.
Maybe he's hiding bruises? Could be that Jen didn't really take the breakup as well as she's letting on.
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August 16th, 2008, 12:06 PM
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Are we certain that the bottom series of photos aren't Michael Jackson?
Love the hoodie though!
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