Rumer Willis: I got screwed in the looks, I mean, name dept.

**mrs.v** · August 15th, 2008, 10:10 AM

Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor

Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine, Rumer said she got "screwed" in the name department. She should add "looks" to the departments she got screwed in.
Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames.

When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it back. I don't feel sorry for her, but I do thank her for giving me a new song to sing while I'm making tater tots. And what's this "hairy tumor" the kids are talking about? Oh shit. I bet you her chin sprouts hair like a Chia Pet!

Tater also said she was surprised to learn she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People, She said, "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Ugh. Back to feeling sorry for her. Don't cry, Tater. Wait, do you think she cries potato vodka? If that's the case, she's my new best friend.

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**Sarzy** · August 15th, 2008, 10:21 AM

I think it's a shame she has to hear/read all the jokes made about her looks. Can't be nice.

**eeyore0101** · August 15th, 2008, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

I think it's a shame she has to hear/read all the jokes made about her looks. Can't be nice.

I totally agree, its gotta be really hard on her.

**Rica** · August 15th, 2008, 10:52 AM

Dont feel so bad for her. She is the one having photoshoots and trying to get attention. She is NOT pretty. She got screwed in the looks department. If she just faded away into nothing, no one would make comments about her looks.

**crackho** · August 15th, 2008, 10:54 AM

Well, since she knows she's so ugly, why doesn't she save herself the public scrutiny and just go away?

**aabbcc** · August 15th, 2008, 10:57 AM

she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People

Are you fucking kidding me?

**Chilly Willy** · August 15th, 2008, 10:58 AM

Awwwwwwww.

**Lalique** · August 15th, 2008, 10:59 AM

You're a coat tail-riding, fugly potato head. Go away.

**crackho** · August 15th, 2008, 11:02 AM

^^or at least paint a pretty face on her ass and walk around on her hands. Backwards

**dangerous** · August 15th, 2008, 11:30 AM

she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People

WHAT THE FUCK?!

**Sweetie** · August 15th, 2008, 11:33 AM

I think she looks nice on the cover.

**CherryDarling** · August 15th, 2008, 11:41 AM

I think that cover shot might be the best I've ever seen her look. They did a great job hiding Wyoming.

I kinda like her name actually. I'm weird though.