She actually sings?!? I thought she lip-synced like most drag queens!
She's Got A Bug (And Three Fists) Up Her Butt
This is such a desperate and transparent attempt for attention on her part, but we like our girls cheap and easy. So we'll give it her!
Brooke Hogan is upset, you guys.
Naturally, the international superstar took to her blog to vent her frustrations.
She says:
"Hey guys,
As y'all know, the last 12 months have been crazy. My best friend, almost brother, John has been in the hospital (I pray for him every day), Nick is in jail, my parents are divorcing, mom's dating a younger dude, dad's fighting the good fight, there are lawsuits back to back, and of course the paparazzi are on our ass all the time. Perez Hilton has been a major pain in mine, personally…lol. But what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? I have written about my experiences, reflected them in my lyrics, and recorded some of them as new songs, some as covers of old songs and some as interpolations of other songs. I will share my music with y'all starting tomorrow, Friday the 15th. The first song is about my present life and is called "ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself." Listen to it and write me back.
Brooke"
Oh, no, girl. Noooo!!!!
NO MORE MUSIC!
Spare us!!!! And the world!
P.S. Your song better be as good as the one Fergie wrote about us.
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She actually sings?!? I thought she lip-synced like most drag queens!
I Bleed Purple-Baltimore and Proud!
I hate Perez and his stupid, infantile website.
I think Brooke needs to be put on meds. She's losin' it if she thinks we're going to listen to her "music".
I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.
Why is she giving herself a breast exam during a photo shoot?![]()
And the English language dies a tragic death at the hands of Brooke Hogan. Can we send her to jail for Language Slaughter? Then she'd finally get what she wants and be with her brother. We all know she's a man anyway, so I'm sure she'd have no trouble getting into the same jail as that he's in. God I hate this leathery-skinned, over-bleached, useless, poor excuse for a family."ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself."
Rant over.![]()
President Barack ObamaSounds amazing, doesn't it?
^Ita.
The song sucks too.
She looks like a dude in that pic.
I hope the paps don't catch crabs being on her ass all the time.
"The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips
Why does she even mention that dumb fuck Perez on her site?
Just giving him publicity. He is such a vile vile fuck. Cannot stand the bitch. UGH. He sucks.
Amazing who can become a celebrity in today's world. The only reason I have watched the show now and then is because I know her room mate Glenn.
Brooke Hogan is upset, you guys.
So what else is new? Not a week goes by that she isn't crying about something.![]()
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
What?
Since when is that John kid her best friend?
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