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Thread: Jessica Simpson told Tony Romo’s family she’s pregnant

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    Default Jessica Simpson told Tony Romo’s family she’s pregnant

    Jessica Simpson wants Tony Romo’s baby!

    With her little sister Ashlee married and expecting, Jess has decided she wants to start her own family with the Dallas Cowboys quarterback.
    But Romo’s family is none too pleased, say sources.
    “There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home,” a source close to the family told The Enquirer. “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.
    “The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
    Jessica, 28, said her home pregnancy test showed a positive result and that she was heading for a doctor to find out for her.
    A spokesperson for Jessica says she is not pregnant, but pals say it’s not for lack of trying.
    “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” confided an insider.

    Celebitchy.

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    WTF? Who announces a pregnancy when they aren't sure? If this is true, it sounds like the old man trap to me.

    Jessica is the saddest attention whore out there right now.



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    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.

    Truly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.
    Awesome.



    Why Tony hasn't dumped her yet is beyond me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Awesome.



    Why Tony hasn't dumped her yet is beyond me.
    He better not - not until the season is over anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Blackberry View Post
    A spokesperson for Jessica says she is not pregnant, but pals say it’s not for lack of trying.
    “Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” confided an insider.

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    I'm calling bullshit on this one too.

    No one announces a pregnany before you know for sure....actually, that's not true, I know someone who did that and then wasn't pregnant too. Did it in front of her family and everything. Nevermind.

    And this bitch is dumb enough to do it too.

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    Poor sucker. I mean Tony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffy View Post


    Poor cat.

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    I swear, if my football season is ruined AGAIN... I'll push her down the goshdarn stairs myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    What is that strange smell? Oh, it's desperation.
    Seriously. I can't believe that in 2008, there are women still pulling the "happy accident' trick. Then again, if Romo was so against having a baby with Jess, he would use a condom. Who knows what's going on with these two? It's like watching Twiddle-Dee and Twiddle-Dum taking a Mensa test.

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    ^^^ I have cake crumbs coming out of my nose now!

    ... it did say the home test was positive... (in her defence)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    ^^^ I have cake crumbs coming out of my nose now!

    ... it did say the home test was positive... (in her defence)
    So says she...or someone. Was Tony standing over her when she took the test? If not, he's as dumb as Chestica.

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    she probably stole a positive test from Ashlee and showed it to Tony in hopes that he'd do her without a condom & she could REALLY get pregnant... *snerk*
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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