Login to remove the ads!
Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: Sylvester Stallone teaches the ancient art of ass reading to the assless

  1. #1
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,382

    Question Sylvester Stallone teaches the ancient art of ass reading to the assless

    BANG) -

    Sylvester Stallone taught Kate Moss rumpology at the weekend.

    The 'Rambo' actor showed the British supermodel the art of bottom reading - a skill which allows the reader to predict a person's future by looking at their rear - and allowed her to practice by peering at his wife Jennifer Flavin's posterior.

    Sylvester and Kate - who were both holidaying in Ibiza with British retail tycoon Sir Philip Green - also bonded over their shared love of singer Elvis Presley.

    A source said: "I've never seen anybody get so animated over butts and Elvis as those two."

    Sylvester's mother Jackie Stallone first perfected the art of rumpology, and Kate is keen to keep practicing when she returns to Britain.

    The source added to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "She can't wait to get back home and read her boyfriend Jamie Hince's cheeks. Although she doesn't know how to broach the subject!"

    The model is so thrilled with her newfound skill she has vowed to thank Sylvester by buying him a door from Elvis' Graceland home for him to use at his new $5.09million home in Lake Sherwood, California.

    (C) BANG Media International

    Rumpology teacher Sylvester Stallone : Bang : CelebEdge : Sympatico / MSN
    Assology 101
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  2. #2
    Hit By Ban Bus! AliceInWonderland's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    you already know.
    Posts
    44,567

    Default

    ugh.

  3. #3
    Elite Member twitchy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Dancing on your grave!!!!
    Posts
    9,133

    Default

    "I've never seen anybody get so animated over butts and Elvis as those two."
    Oookaaaay......

    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

  4. #4
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    13,874

    Default

    WTF. Maybe all that HGH has rattled his brain.

  5. #5
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,784

    Default

    I'm opening up a booth on the strip for this ... Assfortunes, $1


  6. #6
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    13,874

    Default

    ^^ Seriously, where do you find these things? It's incredible.

  7. #7
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,784

    Default

    They are all around - spec. the dirty ones!



    oh .. and I have no life.

  8. #8
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    13,874

    Default

    Can you find me something in a bare ass and a Daniel Craig?

  9. #9
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,784

    Default

    I'll keep my eyes open ... there are pics of his front everywhere!

  10. #10
    Elite Member Bellatheball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Midwest
    Posts
    13,874

    Default

    I know. You are the one who taught me about filters on google. God bless your heart. A whole new world was opened to me on that day.

  11. #11
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    1,784

    Default

    ^ ya, I'm going to hell.


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Sylvester Stallone: Human Growth Hormone use is 'nothing'
    By celeb_2006 in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: August 4th, 2008, 09:16 PM
  2. Sylvester Stallone officially charged?
    By Novice in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: March 13th, 2007, 09:34 AM
  3. Sylvester Stallone starting to look like his mother
    By twitchy in forum Just Plain Scary
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: December 16th, 2006, 02:44 PM
  4. Sylvester Stallone bans sex
    By moomies in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: November 29th, 2006, 12:36 AM
  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger visits Sylvester Stallone
    By SVZ in forum Gossip Archive
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: January 2nd, 2006, 11:38 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •