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    Talking Ali Lohan accidentally auditions for porn director


    Ali Lohan and Dina Lohan attend the 5th Annual Candies Foundation "Event to Prevent" Benefit in NYC on May 7, 2008.
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    On the finale of E!'s Living Lohan, cameras followed 14-year-old Ali Lohan as she went on an audition for the horror movie Trolls.
    Unbeknownst to Ali, she auditioned for Peter Davy, director of such adult flicks as Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone, TMZ.com reported Wednesday.
    “Ali obviously had no idea about Davy’s past," her rep tells Usmagazine.com. "If she did know, she never would have auditioned for him.”
    TMZ.com reports that Ali's mom Dina "went nuclear" when she got word.
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    Ali hasn't been quiet about her desire to be famous.
    "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does," she told Teen Vogue earlier this year. "Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you ... it's so cool when people look up to you.
    "I want it so bad," she said of fame. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."

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    She sounds like one sad, desperate, little girl. I'm sure this incident wasn't an accident; anything for ratings.

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    This girl will be a worse trainwreck then Lindsay, while Dina fucking spends all the money on blow.

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    i hate her moms bucky beaver look and Ali looks like a washrag.
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    Dinasaur looks like a man, and Ali looks like she smells a fart.

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    Dina probably offerred to sleep with Davy to get her little hag an audition. And i highly doubt it was an accident.

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    It was no accident. Unlike Lindsay, she is making sure she has a backup plan. She has four years to do the legit "acting" and when that fails, she won't have to audition.



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    How do you 'accidentally' audition for a porn director? Did she think she was doing Shakespeare until the guy told her to show him her tits?

    It's going to be a toss-up to see which family ends up more fucked up. The Spears or the Lohans.

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    That picture! "And remember to smile like Lindsay does, dear. Don't you want to be like Lindsay?"
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    How sad is it that a 14 year old thinks fame is the be-all and end-all of life, especially afer seeing what it did to her sister? And how sad is it that the idiot mother validates/encourages this attitude?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    How do you 'accidentally' audition for a porn director? Did she think she was doing Shakespeare until the guy told her to show him her tits?

    It's going to be a toss-up to see which family ends up more fucked up. The Spears or the Lohans.

    I'm saying the Lohans will win lol

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    Poor Ali. She has her mother influencing her 24/7. How can she turn out normal? Her mother is selling her out for better rantings.

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    Ali's got major wonk eye in that pic up there.

    PLEASE. Dina prob wanted Ali to try out for a porno so she could get Paris-famous.

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    Well this is clearly being blown up. She read for a part in the "Trolls" movie, not a porno. So what if the director has made porn in his past, who cares? How does that have any bearing on Ali or her mother?
    That's just stupid.

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    She's a terrible parent. That poor little girl (Ali) is so set on becoming famous that she's probably not doing anything else. You know, like getting an education. If her mom had any sense at all, she would realize she fucked up big time with Lindsay vow to do better by her other kids. If she had any interest in being a good parent, she would never have agreed to a reality show. I genuinely feel sorry for her kids.

    Does Dina have any idea that she's a laughingstock?

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