July 24th, 2008, 02:15 PM
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Screech (Dustin Diamond) to write "Saved by the Bell" tell-all
Courtesy of NBC
Sometimes a book deal comes along that you never knew you were waiting for, but, once it's announced, you realize it has been your secret wish all along. Which explains our reaction to the news that Dustin Diamond, whose high-pitched nerdy exploits as Samuel "Screech" Powers figured prominently in nearly thirteen (!) years of Saved by the Bell incarnations (plus that infamous sex tape), has jumped on the tell-all bandwagon. Behind the Bell, which Gotham Books preempted from Objective Entertainment's Jarred Weisfeld, promises to detail "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying," and for those of us who spent untold hours in our formative years memorizing "I'm So Excited" and the entire back catalog of Zack Attack, this is the greatest book deal in the history of the universe. But Diamond, with an assist from veteran ghostwriter Alan Goldsher, will really strike pop-culture gold if he can answer our most burning question: What if Miss Bliss had moved to Bayside with the SBTB gang instead of Principal Belding? The course of television history might have been irrevocably altered.
Source: NY Mag
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July 24th, 2008, 02:20 PM
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I would buy it. I so wanted to be Kelly Kapowski
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July 24th, 2008, 02:22 PM
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They were teens, how salacious can it be?
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July 24th, 2008, 02:23 PM
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 Screech to write "Saved by the Bell" tell-all
I love this photo!
The photographer was like...keep turning...keep turning...oh god when is this kid gonna get a good angle?
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July 24th, 2008, 02:27 PM
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^ lol. This book will ruin my childhood Saved by the bell memories!  Gawd, I fancied Zack badly.
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July 24th, 2008, 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SVZ
Screech to write "Saved by the Bell" tell-all
I love this photo!
The photographer was like...keep turning...keep turning...oh god when is this kid gonna get a good angle?
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 Great description!
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July 24th, 2008, 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sparkly
They were teens, how salacious can it be?
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I think we will find:
Mr. Belvedere was a ho
Lisa Turtle constantly had blow up her nose
Slater was and is still a closeted gay man
Screech and Kelly got it on daily behind the lockers
And that tall Elizabeth girl was hooking all those years to prep her in her role for that skank movie she did.
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July 24th, 2008, 03:47 PM
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why didn't he do this when he was loosing his house? He only sold crummy t-shirts then.
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July 24th, 2008, 03:56 PM
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Ooh and I forgot about Zack... the book will claim that Zack got herpes from all 3 of the girls. Scandal! 
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July 24th, 2008, 04:26 PM
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Ooh and I forgot about Zack... the book will claim that Zack got herpes from all 3 of the girls. Scandal! |
I wonder what Zack looks like now? how old is he?
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July 24th, 2008, 04:28 PM
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I hope he spills that he fucked Mario up the ass.
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July 24th, 2008, 04:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sojiita
I wonder what Zack looks like now? how old is he?
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born in 1974...
June 2007
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July 24th, 2008, 04:53 PM
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^^Pretty wife. I remember him from NYPD Blue--he didn't look that different from his Zack days, just older of course, and the blonde hair was gone.
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July 24th, 2008, 04:56 PM
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This book will be about as useful as Saved By the Bell: The College Years.
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July 24th, 2008, 05:08 PM
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Zack was my first love along with Dylan from Beverly Hills. I wanted to be like Kelly Kapowski.
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