July 23rd, 2008, 02:58 PM
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Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly.
Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. " Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!"
Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan's third kid.
If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don't know if there is such a thing, but there should be.
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July 23rd, 2008, 03:00 PM
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I love Michael K!
And hate this douche....
But congrats!
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July 23rd, 2008, 03:19 PM
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Considering how fug she is, she'd better be in charge of hiring the nanny!
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July 23rd, 2008, 03:50 PM
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Is it just me or does she slightly resemble Reese in this picture, minus the pig nose???
Hopefully since she was once a nanny, she won't need to hire one. But this is Hollywood after all, people hire nannies for their plants.
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July 23rd, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Jesus, celebrities are making kids all over the place - yours, mine and ours, is there no end to this madness.
This one looks like he got trapped. He already had kids, why the hell didn'' t he opt for a vasectomy if he was going to bone every female within a 6" proximaty.
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July 23rd, 2008, 05:07 PM
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Damn. That was quick!
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July 23rd, 2008, 05:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laxmobster
people hire nannies for their plants.
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Perhaps I need to do this, my plants would probably look better.
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July 23rd, 2008, 05:14 PM
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Glad they gave it a girl's name instead of a boys name.... but... couldn't they do better than that?
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July 23rd, 2008, 05:30 PM
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I don't think Ethan moved too fast. Heck, Uma's already engaged and about to remarry. They BOTH moved on.
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