July 22nd, 2008, 07:15 PM
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Vadge Is On The Verge
Vadge strikes me as one of those insane people who can work 48 hours straight without sleeping and without help from drugs or caffeine. Those kind of people freak me out. I can barely go 2 hours without falling asleep. Yes, I'm lazy.
Well, Vadge's workaholic ways might be catching up with her. Vadge is currently working on her " Dry & Sour" world tour and sources claims she's fired two dancers and her tour manager is about to quit. Her marriage problems, the A-Rod drama and her brother's book are the reasons why she's about to breakdown. Bitch needs a Calgon moment.
A source told The Sun, “ She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt. Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings."
Her doctors also told her that she's anemic. They recommended that she take some time off, so she's doing just that atFishsticksPaltrow's house in the Hamptons.
I think Vadge has forgotten how to have fun. Everything is work, work, work. And when she's not working, she's working out. All that exercise has probably made her ass lips all buff, which means she has trouble taking a dump. No wonder she's tense!
Also, I bet you her pussy hasn't barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again.
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July 22nd, 2008, 07:35 PM
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She reminds me of Carrot Top for some reason.
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July 22nd, 2008, 07:36 PM
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it must be that they both have small orange dicks
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July 22nd, 2008, 07:45 PM
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Dry & Sour ??? WTH? What a gawd awful name for anything.
It must be a description of Vadge's personality.
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July 22nd, 2008, 07:53 PM
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OH YEA?? Well so am I!!!!! FUCK YOU MADONNA!
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July 22nd, 2008, 07:56 PM
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I would not be surprised if saying " Madonna is crabby' is like saying the sea is deep or the sky is blue. Taken. for. granted.
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:11 PM
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OMG, she looks terrible. I think her arms are the mommy of Angelina's arms, though.
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:24 PM
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Quote:
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OMG, she looks terrible. I think her arms are the mommy of Angelina's arms, though.
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They could call it "VADGE-the mother of all man-arms' tour!
Maybe I will start calling her Man-Armed Madge! 
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:33 PM
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Steer clear of MAM! She will cut a bitch!
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:35 PM
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I'm reading her brother's book right now
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:41 PM
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If you cut off her head she looks like a fella, she is so gross to look at
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:42 PM
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buns of steel, & breasts of fury
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I would not be surprised if saying "Madonna is crabby' is like saying the sea is deep or the sky is blue. Taken. for. granted. |
In her case 'testy' might be a better word.
Hey, you know who Madge the Vag is starting to resemble, even more than Carrot Top??
"What's a girl to do?"
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:43 PM
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July 22nd, 2008, 08:49 PM
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Quote:
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She reminds me of Carrot Top for some reason.
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Probably the freakazoid arms. Or the bad hair.
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July 22nd, 2008, 09:04 PM
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Here's something that gives you an idea of what a hardass this broad is....My dad, uncles and grandfather were all lean and wiry men who did manual labor almost every day of their lives (right alongside the workers they hired, even though it was their business and they could have loafed more) whose arms looked exactly like this.
Looks a hell of a lot better on a swarthy man though than a pasty, menopausal broad.
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