She was supposedly so embarrassed and ashamed of that VF photo, so the answer is to run around nekkid in a movie. Well, that makes sense. Before you know it, her parents will be letting her do a Playboy centerfold.
What a dipshit.
Miley Cyrus, 15, is reportedly set to bare all in a new movie.
The 'Hannah Montana' star - who caused controversy when she posed 'topless'
for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine earlier this year - is said to be keen
to be cast as the lead character in 'Undiscovered Gyrl', which is based on
Allison Burnett's new novel.
According to website MSNBC, the movie will almost definitely include nude
scenes.
A source said: "It is still early days, but Miley is really interested in
the film, which follows the story of a lovable, lost suburban girl who
descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity. If she does get
the part, you will be seeing a lot more of her than you did in the Vanity
Fair photos - there would definitely be nude scenes."
Meanwhile, Miley has revealed talented Disney actresses Selena Gomez and
Demi Lovato have no chance of being "the next Miley" because there is only
one.
She said: "People are looking up to what I do. But, I don't think there
could be a next Miley. I think they should be the next Selena, Demi. Make
their own way."
The actress - the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus - also said she
wanted her new album 'Breakout' to feature a more adult sound.
She added to TV show 'Extra': "I wanted to embrace my older audience a
little more, kind of taking shackles off and doing the music I wanted to do.
There are the things I want to say to the world. I just want this to be a CD
that you can let loose to and dance to and kind of forget all the crazy
stuff!"
source: Hollywood Rag - Celebrity Ragazine
..and I mean that from the heart of my bottom..
She was supposedly so embarrassed and ashamed of that VF photo, so the answer is to run around nekkid in a movie. Well, that makes sense. Before you know it, her parents will be letting her do a Playboy centerfold.
What a dipshit.
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
she's just dying to get naked...
wonder if her sleazy dad will come out and say "it's a misunderstanding"![]()
What does everyone see in that girl?? She looks like a chipmunk.
Billy Ray Cyrus is rapidly beating out Joe Simpson for the sleaziest celebrity dad award. Certainly not a contender for Jamies Spears' halo.
From E! Online
Just about every week, there's speculation on how Miley Cyrus will transition into adulthood. This week, MSNBC's Scoop decided to go with a promiscuous role in an R-rated movie, where "you'd be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos." Ooh, naughty!
However, Miles called B.S. on this report in her own way on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM morning show. The actress denied it: "I'm not even allowed to see R-rated movies!"
Sounds like this story is fake. lShe may be a flirty egomaniac but even her people have the sense to keep her clothed for a few more years HOPEFULLY LOL
She is only 15 and can't legally get naked until she is 18... When is this movie going into production? Even if they film it now and wait until she is of age to release it, it still illegal.
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I thought they already made a similar movie called Thirteen?
Anyhoo she's a fast learner, knows that in order to earn 'cred' in the hollyweird industry one has to be nekkid, or portray drug addicts or abused people with plenty of scenes of crying and degradation. Fo real yo.
Transitioning a popular and wholesome teen star into adulthood can be very tricky. I suggest a sweet and innocent first love, perhaps with a Jonas brother, followed by a betrayal, break up, rebound quickie marriage to some complete unknown, with a couple of mistakes/kids. Then she can top that off with a messy divorce and a public mental breakdown, combined with a bizarre paparazzi hook up. Then she can semi retire from the lime light. It's bound to work this time, right??
PS, if not she can always turn to booze and drug abuse, combined with a long series of sleazy one night hook ups, leading to an eventual lesbian love affair and semi retirement from the lime light.
Failing that she could always marry some member of a lesser known boy band, do a reality TV show with him, and then dump his ass just in time for her movie career to blow up in her face. Meanwhile Billy Ray can reveal in a series of interviews what it's like to take naughty pictures of his teen aged daughter while she prances around in under wear, or showers in her T Shirt. He can explain this dubious behaviour away by somehow using the phrase "We're Southern, y'all".
Lets see, did I miss anything??
PPS: Off the top of my head I can think of only one female child star who fully transitioned into a serious adult performer. How would Miley feel about having a deranged fan take a pot shot at the president, to impress her?? Of course she would eventually have to ruthlessly cheat on a long time lesbian lover, but that might be many, many years off. So far it looks like the only winning formula.
Oh Jodie, you could turn the world on with that smile!
But seriously, Foster required years of therapy to get it back together, after Hinkley shot Ronald Reagan.
Last edited by AgentOrange; July 22nd, 2008 at 06:26 PM.
She'll be boring and done by 18 (not that she's interesting now). Hollywood is fickle that way -- thank goodness!
I'm so over Miley Fucking Cyrus and I've never heard a fucking Hannah Montana song or seen a Hannah Montana movie or show... I just can't stand her.
Someone needs to put a lead and muzzle on this girl quick-smart.
vaya con dios
they can use a body double for the nude scenes
will woody allen be directing - he likes the little girls nude![]()
Why is she so interested in transitioning into adult songs and movies. She's barely 15, wait awhile. We will have more respect for you. Although I have none at the moment.
If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.
Kiddie porn is illegal here. This story has bullshit all over it, much as I'm sure she would love the attention from being able to do this if she could (and then claim it was a horrible mistake and act devastated).
Countdown to balls-out whoredom remains in effect though....18 will be here before we know it. If her overexposure doesn't manage to bore everyone to death by then
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