July 18th, 2008, 04:54 PM
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Orlando Bloom splits up with model, resumes love affair with mirror
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Orlando Bloom has reportedly split up with his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr, and she is seeking solace with ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis.
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Orlando Bloom has reportedly split from his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr.
The Australian beauty is since said to have rekindled her romance with former flame Brandon David.
According to sources, Miranda and Brandon were seen kissing at two New York nightclubs, with one eyewitness saying they were "full on making out, they didn't seem to care who saw".
However, Miranda's spokesperson has denied she has split with the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actor - though the Victoria's Secret model was reportedly overheard telling Brandon about the break-up.
A friend of Miranda - who was first linked to Brandon last November - said: "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."
Orlando and Miranda announced they were dating in February this year, months after they were first rumored to be seeing each other.
They made their first public appearance together in April at a race meeting in Sydney, Australia - reportedly a few days after the actor first met his girlfriend's parents.
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July 19th, 2008, 12:57 AM
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Poor Miranda - her name is no longer featured in these articles, and she's been downgraded from 'Supermodel' to 'model'. She was almost the next Adriana Lima. Let's hope that she can pick herself up, scrape off the grease, and carry on.
Pretty girl, but there's no meat on them bones whatsoever. Maybe Orlando didn't so much drop her, as misplace her amongst the folds in the bedsheets?
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July 19th, 2008, 01:04 AM
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So which guy is he hooking up with?
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July 19th, 2008, 01:13 AM
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So which guy is he hooking up with?
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Why, you interested?
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July 19th, 2008, 01:15 AM
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Why, you interested?
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No..I am gay and prefer men, so he is out of the question for me.
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July 19th, 2008, 01:24 AM
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No..I am gay and prefer men, so he is out of the question for me.
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lol <--look what you made me do.
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July 19th, 2008, 06:22 AM
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I don't see Miranda becoming the next Adriana. IMO Miranda looks like a teen model and her body is too thin!!
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July 19th, 2008, 06:45 AM
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No..I am gay and prefer men, so he is out of the question for me.
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Did you know that the Buddhist prayer 'Om mani padme hum' also spells 'I humped a man, mom'?
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July 19th, 2008, 07:32 AM
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Good. He's mine anyway!
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July 19th, 2008, 08:04 AM
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July 19th, 2008, 09:37 AM
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Yes-he needs to know which man is now available.
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July 19th, 2008, 12:52 PM
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She's gorgeous now, but mark my words, that face won't age well. I hope she has other talents besides, you know, being beautiful.
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July 19th, 2008, 02:15 PM
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 Ok, is there anyone in Hollywood that you people DON'T think is gay?
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July 19th, 2008, 02:25 PM
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I have not idea what people see in him.
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July 19th, 2008, 03:15 PM
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 Ok, is there anyone in Hollywood that you people DON'T think is gay?
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'you people'..?
anyway he will probably hook up with Will Smith IMO.
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