July 16th, 2008, 02:18 PM
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The Mac Dude Scores Again
The Mac Dude only broke up with Drew Barrymore less than a week ago, but he's already found a rebound. Some source told OK! Magazine that this morning, while we were in our beds dreaming of cotton candy penises (seriously, that was my dream), Kiki and Justin Long were holding hands and being gross in NYC.
The source said, " Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area. They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him." Kiki loves bloodshot eyes. She also loves eye boogers. She probably ate those off him. And he sucked off the leftover food that gets stuck her snagtooth. Well! They are both dirty birds. Dirty celebrities like being dirty together.
Up until today, I figured Justin was just some nothing actor who got lucky with the Mac commercials. But I decided to IMDB him and he's been in a lot of shit. He was the voice of Alvin in the " Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie!! I'd hit it for that reason alone. Imagine him saying, "I'm gonna cum all over your titties" in his Alvin voice? Amazing....and sexy.
Oh and they probably broke up before their first orgasm together. Kiki texted "It's OVER" to him, right before she came. That's how she works.
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July 16th, 2008, 02:22 PM
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He wasted, what 5 minutes?
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July 16th, 2008, 02:23 PM
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That was fast...it's hollyweird what do we expect...
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July 16th, 2008, 02:24 PM
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He looks like a clean Keanu Reeves sometimes .. but come on! Kiki Drunkest???
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July 16th, 2008, 02:36 PM
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Did she text dump someone? Shitty.
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July 16th, 2008, 02:37 PM
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is text dumping worse than post it note dumpings? *too many "dumping"s*
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July 16th, 2008, 02:38 PM
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Both suck... text is probably worse.
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July 16th, 2008, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mel1973
is text dumping worse than post it note dumpings? *too many "dumping"s*
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Oh, gosh. I'm not sure which is worse! And don't forget about email dumping!
And I thought people were trying to pin her with her co-star...?
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July 16th, 2008, 03:41 PM
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God, can't these people be single for at least 24 hours? Jeez.
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July 16th, 2008, 03:45 PM
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Oh, gosh. I'm not sure which is worse! And don't forget about email dumping!
And I thought people were trying to pin her with her co-star...?
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I have been email and text dumped all by the same person... hmmm maybe that was a sign?
A post it would really piss me off and would be dangerous for the person who left it because that could only mean cohabitation? Which would mean a loss of all clothing and prized possessions to a mysterious flying pair of scissors and bonfire?
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July 17th, 2008, 01:53 AM
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Reading that story made me sick, literally. Not because of who it's about either.
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July 17th, 2008, 05:58 AM
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i don't get the appeal. he's boring looking.
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July 17th, 2008, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Kill Me
I have been email and text dumped all by the same person... hmmm maybe that was a sign?
A post it would really piss me off and would be dangerous for the person who left it because that could only mean cohabitation? Which would mean a loss of all clothing and prized possessions to a mysterious flying pair of scissors and bonfire?
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LOL Flying scissors and bonfire! JKM, you're so dangerous! 
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