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Old July 16th, 2008, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Cristiano Ronaldo snubs piece of shit Paris Hilton

Ronaldo avoids infection!

Football fans are rejoicing everywhere as Cristiano Ronaldo_rejects_Hollywood_Ebola_Paris_Hltons_advances.aspx#" target="_blank">Ronaldo narrowly avoided Ebola Paris Hilton contamination last night at Villa. Could the most potent virus in Hollywood be weakening? Or will this rejection only make her more vicious?

Fortunately for Ronaldo, Ronaldo-snubs-Paris-Hilton-late-night-frolics-Hollywood-club.html" target="_blank">he escaped unscathed despite her best efforts. Because as soon as she saw him, she wanted to f&ck him and ruin his career. But as Ebola sauntered over and pressed her tits together trying to entice him into the diseased black hole between her legs, Ronaldo instead decided to take a pass.

Benji Madden, meanwhile, was nowhere to be found…

As for Ronaldo, thank you for your emails arguing for his spot on the Freebie Five. Don’t hate…but he’s not my kind of quiver. Too coiffed and cheese…

Forgive?

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Ronaldo_rejects_Hollywood_Ebola_Paris_Hltons_advances.aspx" target="_blank">Christiano Ronaldo rejects Hollywood Ebola Paris Hlton's advances

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I like him even more now
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Old July 16th, 2008, 09:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He looks like the kind that would run from women.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, Paris is sporting an amazing push up bra.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, Paris is sporting an amazing push up bra.
That's what I was thinking.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Not buying this story...where was this Benji person...she's a total slut, that much I agree with, but I don't think she has been stepping out on Benji...has she? Did I miss that?
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Old July 16th, 2008, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^ With Paris anything is possible. I don't think she gives a rat's ass about Benji anyways...
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Old July 16th, 2008, 02:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hate Ronaldo slightly less now. Just slightly.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 02:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh come on.. Paris suddenly starts dating the twin brother of her frienemy? Starts copying her? Moves into the same neighborhood?

There's some Single White Female shit going on there
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Old July 16th, 2008, 06:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thats not a push-up, she got a boob job.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 06:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I agree, WTF is up with her tatas? They're quite big.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 09:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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LMAO at her Magnum facial expressions and obvious posing. Good for Ronaldo
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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She did this kind of voodoo/push-up bra magic before, remember? We had the debate that it must be a boob job because surely no push-up bra we'd ever tried performed those kind of miracles...and then a couple days later she was flat as a board again.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 12:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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herpes = paris Hilton I just educated all of you, now SPREAD the word.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 04:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Whoever this guy is, i really REALLY like him for this! (And the fact that someone whom a "quasi-celebrity-expert" like myself has never even heard of, has snubbed Parisite, makes it all the better! i.e., It's not like Brad Pitt snubbed her.) I really think Parisite is on her way DOWN the "Hollywood food chain". I think her "day in the sun" is OVER; she's become passe. YAY!!!
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^^Agree. Like you already point out Beeyotch, we've seen Parisite with her boobs looking like that (way bigger than they naturally are & all pushed up) before--and then she was flat again after. It is simply that she has a super-strength padded-bra, that is basically FILLED with padding, pushing up what little "boobage" she has, so that basically the entirety of her breasts are showing; the bottom half of her *boobs* is actually just padding.

Just another FAKE trick/thing about Parisite--faked big boobs, fake eye color (naturally brown), fake hair color (naturally brown), fake tan, fake "natural skinniness" (claims to eat whatever she wants & simply has a "fast metabolism" but is actually bulimic), etc... She's pathetic.
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I am actually dying for a hollywood costume tech to demonstrate exactly how much duct tape and other tricks it requires to get that kind of boobage out of the practically-nothing-pancake-boobage that she has.

Or a drag queen I suppose could show me the same tricks too.
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