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    Wink Eva Longoria explains why she's fat now (insert eye roll here)

    Eva’s New Look: All About Being One of the “Housewives”

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    The new hair cut, the slightly fuller figure. Eva Longoria Parker is citing her Desperate Housewives character needs as the reason for her new look. According to her personal rep, Eva is reflecting a change in her on-screen character Gabrielle — who goes from her usual sex kitten to an over-worked housewife with kids in season five. “She’s making herself look like that as her character has let herself go. Gabrielle has gained weight and cut her hair,” Liza Anderson tells PEOPLE of Longoria Parker’s character. “She’s a worn out mother with two kids.” Longoria Parker was pictured on a European vacation — notably on a yacht off the coast of Italty — looking minutely larger than normal, prompting the usual rounds of pregnancy rumors. Anderson chalked this slight gain to Gabrielle’s woes. “And even that was not enough. She’s also wearing butt pads and a stomach pad to play the part.” And did Longoria Parker enjoy the method-eating? “This is a lot of fun,” says Anderson, “but as an actress.”



    Eva’s New Look: All About Being One of the “Housewives” - Off the Rack - StyleWatch - People.com



    Yeah,she's so fucking huge now.Whatta cow.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    “This is a lot of fun,” says Anderson, “but as an actress.”


    "But as an actress."

    OMGOSH. I cannot stand this POS Eva Longwhoria.
    She gained maybe 2 lbs and has to put out a statement for it blaming it on her "character???"
    Please. I didn't even know Desperate Housewives was on the air!
    And me no likey that haircut!

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    I'd wear a wig to play a role before I'd get that HIDEOUS haircut.
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    ^^

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    moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    celebrities have a mind of, hmmm! stupidity

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    Maybe she's getting used to shorter hair. I agree it doesn't look good in this pic, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

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    fat fucking cow
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    Ahhahahaahaaha!!!
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    Can't believe the fat ass went from a negative 0 to a regular 0.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsten89 View Post
    Can't believe the fat ass went from a negative 0 to a regular 0.


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    Oh yes, she's a manatee all right.

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    I think she could look good in shorter hair, but I don't like that haircut. In fact it looks like the haircut I got a few months ago and hated. I had to get it fixed (luckily it wasn't as short).

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    Shut up and have another cheeseburger bitch.
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    Wow ... what a parade float!

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