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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Gwyneth Paltrow goes to event with no makeup

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Oh look. It's pictures of Fishsticks Paltrow without any paint on her face. Not bad, not bad. Actually, this is exactly how I prefer my Fishsticks. Greasy, organic and smug. If only I had a small bowl of tartar sauce.
I could also spend my entire afternoon playing "connect the pores" on her face. Endless hours of entertainment.
Fishy showed up to some boring shit at the Hamptons over the weekend. She didn't wear make-up just so she could hear everyone tell her, "OMG Fishy! You look so gorge without make-up." Blah. Blah.
Wait! Is that a glass of wine she's holding? Is that part of her daily diet of grass, wood chips and cloud water? She's in so much trouble if that isn't blueberry dirt juice.

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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm sure Gywnnie thinks this makes her a better person -- "Look, she's so down to earth."

She really bugs me for some reason. I find her pretentious as hell.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, she really needs the makeup.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She could have WASHED her face at least. Puffed some talcum powder on that shit to absorb the buckets of deep-fry grease comin out of her.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, come on, it takes less than a minute to apply some powder and a touch of lip colour.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She always reminds me of Sissy Spacek, or Amy Carter.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She really bugs me for some reason. I find her pretentious as hell.
absolutely. such a stuck up little twat.

nobody wants to see that rotten honkin' zit either.
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^Actually, that's a mole. She's always had it. She should get it removed. And, yeah, Holy Oily Skin Batman.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 04:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I think she looks great, and I like to think that the 'oil' is actually very posh moisturizer lol.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^Actually, that's a mole. She's always had it. She should get it removed. And, yeah, Holy Oily Skin Batman.
a mole...

hmm.. well she still looks like ass.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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She looks fine besides hte fact that she is a sancatimonious princewss of the highest order. Get over yourself Princess Gwinnie...You are boring...
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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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she looks good. the notion that makeup is a necessity for women is lame.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I never wear makeup and I don't look like that ... even when it's really hot and I'm sticky and sweaty.

She looks like she's just been rolling around with greasy Pete Doherty.
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Old July 15th, 2008, 05:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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She always reminds me of Sissy Spacek, or Amy Carter.
I've always thought she was a dead ringer for:



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she looks good. the notion that makeup is a necessity for women is lame.
Only some.
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