July 11th, 2008, 04:08 PM
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Meet Rooster McConaughey's son Miller Lyte
It's Miller Time!
I've talked a lot about Rooster McConaughey and his son, Miller Lyte, but I've never seen a picture of the poor kid. Well, here he is. What in Carrot Bottom hell did they do to Miller Lyte's hair? They totally used leftover Easter egg dye and mashed up carrots to make his hair look like that. They were paying homage to their hero, Ronald McDonald.
Miller Lyte may look like a happy child now, but wait until he grows up and becomes a Bud Light kind of boy. He's going to take the family shotgun off the wall and chase his Rooster all around the trailer park.
This is what pisses me off about Matthew. His brother's nickname is Rooster and his nephew's birth name is Miller Lyte, but he names his son Levi? The McConaughey family should disown his ass for that.
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It's Miller Time! | Dlisted
It's Miller Time! | Dlisted
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July 11th, 2008, 04:09 PM
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Oh my good lord.
Why?
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July 11th, 2008, 04:10 PM
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Surely that is a joke wig?
Miller is a cute name, but did they have to ruin it with "LYTE" for the love of drunk rednecks? 
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July 11th, 2008, 04:13 PM
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Poor kid. He has a ridiculous name and I hope that crazy hair isn't really his.
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July 11th, 2008, 04:13 PM
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*tries to think of something nice to say ... fails*
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July 11th, 2008, 04:14 PM
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That's fucked up. 
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July 11th, 2008, 04:15 PM
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That has got to be a joke wig, or photoshopped.
Right?
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July 11th, 2008, 04:39 PM
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The kid has a cute little face. That color hair is seldom seen in nature.
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July 11th, 2008, 04:49 PM
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well ok then
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July 11th, 2008, 04:50 PM
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I wonder if they have other kids. And if they named it some other rednecky name like NASCAR or Skoal.
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July 11th, 2008, 04:56 PM
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Miller Lyte?? WTF?! Poor kid.
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July 11th, 2008, 05:48 PM
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I'd like to think the pic was taken on Halloween, but somehow I doubt it.
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July 11th, 2008, 05:52 PM
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Oh, it's a gag photo I'm sure. The little boy is adorable and the way Matthew's beaming in this photo, you can't tell who's the father, him or 'Rooster'...haha.
Cute pic.
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July 11th, 2008, 07:28 PM
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I'm not able to see the pic since I'm at work, but here's another pic I found. Is it the same boy? His hair does look kinda reddish, but nothing too bad:
Oh, and the website also has a Madison McConaughey on there, is it another brother?
LP Ranch - Meet the Staff
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July 11th, 2008, 07:49 PM
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I read in People that he and his wife agreed he'd name their child if it was a boy and she would if it was a girl. Inspiration struck and he named the kid Miller Lyte because that's all he drinks.
And yeah, that red hair is some sort of gag - not his real hair.
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