Mary Kate Olsen: troll needs help

[mrs.v]

Troll Needs Help




"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything." That's what some inside source told Star Magazine. Why do inside sources always talk like entertainment reporters? Young and hip? Ew.
The source claims MK is one messy troll and that she's been partying all the time and binge drinking. Okay, "binge drinking" for her is probably like two sips of a beer a night. Seriously, that tiny troll totally gets drunk from just sniffing rubbing alcohol.
The source also said MK visited some holistic spa to detox, but that didn't stop her partying ways. Of course not! Detoxing is just to prepare yourself for the next round of binge drinking. Drop and reload!
Now I don't know if this messy troll needs rehab for booze problems, but she should seek help for wearing those Arthur the Aardvark sunglasses in public.
P.S. - I love the picture of Tommy Girl with Xenu handles. It gives John Travolta something to hold on to while he's riding that alien pony into the next dimension.



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[Lily]

Those bug eye sunglasses are dumb. So is her dumb pout. That's dumb. She's dumb.

[Grimmlok]

I love the picture of Tommy Girl with Xenu handles. It gives John Travolta something to hold on to while he's riding that alien pony into the next dimension.

hAH

ftw

[deadsexy]

She is definitely, on the heroin or prescription painkillers......Heath was and the massuese called her for a reason. In reality people who are not junkies don't hang around people who are. I would prolly be in the same sitch if I could party everyday and night and already worked my ass off to create a fortune that will support me for the rest of my days!

In star magazine it also looks like she has plumped her lips up to the stupidity she regularly poses them in, pucker up!

Check out the story on Dlisted.com

[msdebagain]

did they find Heroin in Heaths autopsy report?

[heathersharon]

Ummm...is THIS the post you're talking about?

Wednesday, July 9th 2008Troll Needs Help




"Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn't think she has a problem. She thinks she's young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it's affecting everything." That's what some inside source told Star Magazine. Why do inside sources always talk like entertainment reporters? Young and hip? Ew.
The source claims MK is one messy troll and that she's been partying all the time and binge drinking. Okay, "binge drinking" for her is probably like two sips of a beer a night. Seriously, that tiny troll totally gets drunk from just sniffing rubbing alcohol.
The source also said MK visited some holistic spa to detox, but that didn't stop her partying ways. Of course not! Detoxing is just to prepare yourself for the next round of binge drinking. Drop and reload!
Now I don't know if this messy troll needs rehab for booze problems, but she should seek help for wearing those Arthur the Aardvark sunglasses in public.
P.S. - I love the picture of Tommy Girl with Xenu handles. It gives John Travolta something to hold on to while he's riding that alien pony into the next dimension.



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If so, please show us where it talks about the masseuse, or Heath (other than being "haunted by Heath"). Also, where does it talk about heroin? Because I don't see that either. Maybe I'm blind.

[mrs.v]

Already posted:

Mary Kate Olsen: troll needs help

and this is better for misc.forum,methinks...

[heathersharon]

Yep. Can this thread go bye-bye?

[SweetPea]

She looks like the old lady from old navy.

[mrs.v]

Mods,thanks for merging!