John Mayer's confessions

[GaPeach]

John Mayer's Shocking Confessions (Sadly NOT About Jen)

By Jeff Truesdell
Originally posted Friday July 04, 2008 09:35 AM EDT
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Photo by: Pacific Coast News; Marcel Thomas / FilmMagicJennifer Aniston and John Mayer were together again for the second stop on his summer tour, which hit St. Louis Thursday night. But rather than acknowledge her presence in the crowd, Mayer teased his audience about interest in his personal life.

"[Fans] send me links from PEOPLE," he said, marveling at the coverage of his remarks the previous night when he – with Aniston in tow – joked about being the subject of Internet rumors. "That just tempts me to say things." The audience at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in the St. Louis suburb of Maryland Heights roared its approval, but Mayer would not divulge any intimate details.

Instead, he playfully peppered his nearly two-hour concert with dubious confessions designed to feed those who were curious about his private life: He fears the color green. He weighed 400 pounds when he was 12. He wrote the lyrics to the Kenny Loggins hit "Danger Zone" – at age 9. And he was "33 percent done" with building a time machine.

"When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces," he deadpanned. "True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."

Aniston remained out of sight during the show, but she watched Mayer's pre-concert soundcheck from the fifth row of the amphitheater, according to radio contest winners who sat a few rows farther back. She wore a slate-colored dress and a cardigan in the damp, late-afternoon air. "She looked like Colbie Caillet," said a witness, referring to the "Bubbly" singer who served as Mayer's opening act. "But it was definitely Jen."

Other fans clearly had Aniston on the brain.

During musical breaks between acts, the twin video screens flanking the stage displayed anonymous notes sent via text message from the crowd. "Team Aniston!" wrote one.

The most brazen of the bunch, preceding Mayer's own onstage joking: "John, I'm pregnant. – Jen."

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I heard him sing a few days ago - he'd never make it on American Idol. Either David has a better voice.

And the punk is bragging about killing small animals? boo hiss

[Folieadeux]

I think he has a great voice. It's such a shame I'm really starting to dislike him, because now I'm not into listening to his music - but I will get his next tour DVD.

He's like that in all of his shows. He banters, stirs up the audience and talks shit. I wouldn't take the animal maiming thing seriously.

[sparkly]

He acts like he's superior to people. Frankly, he's not that witty and he looks like he's constipated when he sings.

[Laurent]

He reminds me of Marc "Skeletor" Anthony, especially in that pic upthread. *shudder*

[mrs.v]

Wow.He's so funny and smart.Not.

[Charlieboy]

Why does she always go for these guys who milk her celebrity (or maybe she milks theirs). She's a bimbo.

Where the hell is her pulbicist - he/she should be fired.

[snuffy]

I can't stand this douchebag, never could, and the main reason why is because I hate the way he claims to be and tries to act like some deep "artist" - but when you hear his songs, you get the feeling he doesn't sit down to write his music thinking "What am I trying to say" (the way most real "artists" would) ... he sits down and thinks "what do people want to hear and what is gonna sell the most albums?" like some calculating douchebag magic potion salesman.

John Mayer is the Bill Clinton of modern music. He's cool and he's smooth, but when you get right to the heart of what he is you find he's just a slimy douchebag.

Douchebag (had to say it once more).

[heathersharon]

I can't help it. I like him. I like his music. I like Jennifer. I like Brussels Sprouts. I liked Andrew Ridgely better than George Michael. I have a lot of unpopular opinions.

[GaPeach]

I like Brussels Sprouts.

that explains it all

I liked Jennifer until the Vince Vaughn thing, I liked John Mayer until the Jennifer Aniston thing. One can't act and the other can't sing - so why are they in the media?

[DitaPage*]

He acts like he's superior to people. Frankly, he's not that witty and he looks like he's constipated when he sings.

I 100% agree, but i do love his music.

[msdeb]

I can't help it. I like him. I like his music. I like Jennifer. I like Brussels Sprouts. I liked Andrew Ridgely better than George Michael. I have a lot of unpopular opinions.

i feel your pain. Liking John Travolta--- truly unpopular!

[Beeyotch]

I hate him because he has no humility whatsoever, and he thinks he's witty and god's gift to the ladies when really he's just a douchebag asshole attention whore.

[MrsDark]

He was barely likeable when it was just about his music and not which celeb he's fucking. King Douche.

[crackho]

I like Bill Clinton.....

[MrsDark]

I'd certainly rather hear Bill Clinton's confessions!